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 The Moment You Realize - Part II 
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Unread post The Moment You Realize - Part II
With the original thread derailed by spam and smack, I decided to restart it here. This thread is for players to post THEIR OWN mistakes and funny moments. If they want to post a mistake or moment by someone else, that should go into smack. With that said, here are some of the original posts from that thread, starting with Prom's.

Promethius wrote:
Funny how you get that feeling a split second too late of, "I didn't claim that planet" as the land command activates. The message comes across:

You rush to an escape pod and abandon ship...
Your CEO Starship has been destroyed!

You end up in an adjacent sector with some ticked off aliens and your only way out is through the planet that you just invaded and didn't claim. Ah well,

Maybe you'll have better luck with a different ship!
Cleaning up mailbox...

Stupid mistake, but funny as hell to me that I made it.


Timberwolf wrote:
It happens all the time. All of us have made those moments at times...I've done the following...

1) Tow furb to red then forget to drop tow lock on way back to SD. I've done this more than once.

2) Moving product from one planet to another - in an ISS. I could have swore I was in a colt only to find out I was still in my ISS. I started the script and walked away and came back to see I burned more turns than I should have and I was like - duh!

3) Leaving the planet without picking up figs. I do forget to reload figs on occasion, but I do so when I have none on me, especially after I was just sleeping in cit.

4) And I have invaded planets only to forget to claim them. I also have once invaded a player's planet, claimed it and thought that was it..problem was..I forgot to check the cit for any sleepers...there was one..and he came on just after the invasion, simply reclaimed the planet and drove it away with the remaining ore he had. I was like, Darn and duh - lol.

Crap happens.

Anyone else got moments like these to share?


T0yman wrote:
Buy down a port in a colt but forgot you busted and only had 1 hold and walked away to get something came back to "0" turns and the buy down not complete... Oh yea I am sure this list could go on forever.



Big D wrote:
A small script to lift off my planet, photon into an enemy sector, land, attack with 280k figs using an ascian boat then det the planet with their entire corp sitting in the cit.
I've done it several times successfully using that script. Whooops! WTF? Oh crap. I forgot to clear the sector from my voids since the last moth. Hmmm... and no planet scanner on the ship. That really sucks. Got a new shiney pod when I blew my own planet.

I also can tell some stories about Alexio and Bud screwing up. :P


Promethius wrote:
Yeah we've all seen and done our share of screw ups in a game. If you are of the right mindset, the screw up is something to laugh about after the initial shock and WTH did I do that for wears off.

I was invading either an L4 or L5 planet from adjacent - did the xport to the invasion ship, or so I thought, and away I went only to get the message" "Maybe you'll have better luck with a different ship!" -- I had xported into a pod and in my hurry to get the attack off didn't check my ship. On the positive side, I did remember to clear my avoid before making the attempt.... On the negative side, besides getting SD, Diz gave me a bit of crap about it since we were corped that game for a total noob mistake, but we both thought it was funny.


Helix wrote:
My worst moment was getting all excited and warping off to help a corpie under attack, we both got SD. the worst moment happened when I realized I was sd'ed while holding the bank.

Helix


I really like this thread and I do not want to see it derailed again. Let's keep this back on topic. Thank you.


Mon Jul 19, 2010 3:27 pm
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Unread post Re: The Moment You Realize - Part II
Lesson learned for me just now: Before leaving cit, be sure to load up ship with figs before mowing.

Nuff said.

:)


Fri Jul 23, 2010 10:05 pm
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I would like to mirror Helixs last post and add to it. I was mothing as the enemy decided to hit a fig, everything happened so quick next thing you know Im in sector with enemy in my moth earned pod, attacking with no hope. I was completely clueless on how he got me, kinda sucked when I figured out what happened. He got lucky that one time, of course tern ran and I got my revenge...oops

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Unread post Re: The Moment You Realize - Part II
And I got to learn to remember when preparing to do a 100% haz...make sure the ship I'm in does not have any photons on it............. :|


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Unread post Re: The Moment You Realize - Part II
I was in a 1 on 1 game back in the day with my then girlfriend (the one who actually started me in TW). I found her home base, and twarped back to get a planet so I could invade. Ooops, I forgot to drop a fig, so I proceeded to express back to the sector just outside her home to drop one. Imagine my surprise when I got there and found out that she had not only dropped a fig in there, but she had also filled it with planets. By the time extern came around and I could get back on, there was no point since I had watched her methodically wipe out everything I owned.

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Sat Aug 07, 2010 11:52 am
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Unread post Re: The Moment You Realize - Part II
.....that on my server I accidentally set extern to 12pm, not 12am.

A couple ships in fed space got repo'ed. Oops.

Thankfully it was only a private game and not a public one.


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Unread post Re: The Moment You Realize - Part II
On the road game. Instead of hitting > to activate bot I hit < warped me out into a sector that had just been gridded from a oppenent only to realize my 212 million credit ship was being blasted. Sigh


Tue Nov 27, 2012 2:54 pm
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Unread post Re: The Moment You Realize - Part II
I wrote a somewhat complicated macro once to invade an adjacent sector. The crunch was on, and I was fast, really, really.... too fast:

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send "c b y 1234* q x   9*   * m 1234*  *  * L z22* * a 25000* a 25000* a 25000*  * r  *  * x   10*  *  *  "


Ouch. That hurt

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Unread post Re: The Moment You Realize - Part II
Knew that I'd picked up a limpet, went to SD to get it scrubbed, didn't notice the message saying that I didn't have enough credits on me. Went back to my base, logged off, got invaded and killed.

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Mongoose wrote:
Knew that I'd picked up a limpet, went to SD to get it scrubbed, didn't notice the message saying that I didn't have enough credits on me. Went back to my base, logged off, got invaded and killed.


Guilty on this too. Glad I'm not the only one - LOL.


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Timberwolf wrote:
Mongoose wrote:
Knew that I'd picked up a limpet, went to SD to get it scrubbed, didn't notice the message saying that I didn't have enough credits on me. Went back to my base, logged off, got invaded and killed.


Guilty on this too. Glad I'm not the only one - LOL.

Dito... During a tournament... I Bet a lot have done this....

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Unread post Re: The Moment You Realize - Part II
There's nothing worse than fusing a fully loaded ship.

Here's a tip to helper developers, how about a sound event when the warning that you are about to blind warp? And a pop-up window confirming you really do want to blind warp.

Blind warping is handy, when done properly, but fusing a ship accidentally really sucks!

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Unread post Re: The Moment You Realize - Part II
SWATH does have blind warp protection. Saved me a few times when I would type like 1001 and I wanted to go to 1010.

Simply put a trigger into your current helper that says "Do you want to make this jump blind?" and the trigger will respond with "N".

But Darn, I've fused a few loaded ships in my day, including a fully loaded 100K fig very expensive ship. LOL. THat was when I was playing in ZOC without TWX. I put a trigger in ZOC after that.


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If you type YY fast enough, it bypasses the Swath blind warp protection.

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