I like Zentock's take on this topic, but I say we mix it up a little, for example by change the currently dull names to something more lively and hip, future controversy can be completely avoided, as listed below:

<= 500 The Pee Wee
<= 1,000 The Minnie Winnie
<= 2,500 The Blinky Winky
<= 5,000 The Chicken’s Choker
<= 10,000 The Taco Muncher
<= 15,000 The Stud Muffin
<= 20,000 The Well Hung
<= 40,000 The 10lb Sausage Freak
> 40,000 The Real Horse Whisperer

Yea... IMHO Real Horse Whisperer's might as well be unlims. Pee Wees can be a real challenge depending on the edits. You've always struck me as more of a Blinky Winky type tho but I guess you've been promoted to a Chicken Choker.

Laff.

I'm banging a Pee Wee and a Minnie Winnie Friday (11/17) on TWFS. Game F (750 turns) and G (350 turns). G will be a 'no-scripts' game; just in case anyone's interested here.