If Smokey at least had a counter-argument, instead of ad hominem attacks and obviously false accusations of the logs being edited, I might have a little more respect for him. As it is, he's obviously just a liar, and I'm suspecting more and more that he's lied about quite a few other things as well. He acts much too immature to have ever been in the military, and his profile says he's 13, which certainly sounds more accurate than the 22 his ICQ profile claims to be. (Of course, now he'll go edit his profile and say he's some age he obviously isn't, and say he made a mistake editing it before.)

Anyone else here who's been in the navy? I was never military, but have a few friends who were, so I know how much inside info there can be. Someone in the know should start throwing a bunch of naval acronyms at him and watch him crack when he can't figure out what you're talking about.

Xentropy, it’s a matter of pride now some peeps just can’t swallow there pride and move on that’s all it is.

To this day Master Blaster will insist that he told the whole truth and nothing but the truth pride is a horrible thing sometimes.

Well Said Zoso. These guys guys going back and forth remind me of my 6 yr old. heh

I have spoken to Smokey voice chat, let me assure you that he's not 13. I also don't think that your in any position to critic his personnel life either. Stick to the thread Xen.

Zoso

You are a man among mice Zoso, well said.

I don't know how many of these he would know since he is a SeaBee on shore duty, but I think he should be able to burn these off without much of a hitch. So without further adiue Smokey, set these hot potatoes in their place.


1. What is 3M?
2. What is PMS?
3. What articles and standards are military personnel held to?
4. What happens if you break the law in another Country?
5. What does it mean to be ESWS?
6. If I told you that I was doing the "Balls-to-four" what would what that indicate to you?
7. What is a SOFA?
8. What is sweepers?
9. What is a smoking lamp?
10. What is the SAT and BAF team?
11. What is a paint punt?
12. What is the process you must follow when boarding a vessel?
13. What is the process you must follow when leaving a vessel?
14. If you are approached by the SAT and BAF team what are you suppose to do?
15. Who is responsible for enforcing the regulations of a command and rules of the USN?
16. What is CIC?
17. What does it mean to skate?
18. In the military what is a "holiday" referred to as?
19. What is a "foxtail"?
20. What does it mean to turn-two?
21. What does it mean to crank?
22. What are the 8-o'clock reports and who are they given to?
23. If a sailor or marine told you they were on LSD what would that mean to you?
24. What is XOI?
25. On board ship was is a "magazine" referred to as?
26. What does it mean to muster?
27. What does it mean to parade dress a ship?
28. To fight a fire onboard a ship what are the 2-most likely chemicals to be used and can either of them hurt you?
29. If you saw another US ship underway with its flag upside down what would that indicate to you?
30. What is the distance you are suppose to salute an officer within?
31. What is the HAZMINCEN?
32. What is deck ape?
33. What is the forward flam?
34. What are break outs?
35. What is DC Central?
36. What is the difference between a peaway and a peacoat?
37. During Wartime if I was the Captain of a vessel and I ordered you to jump over the side of the ship now, would you be required to do so?
38. During peacetime if I was the Captain of a vessel and I ordered you to jump over the side of the ship now, would you be required to do so?
39. If I was a Commander and you were a 2nd class and I told you to drop and and give me 50, would you: A: Do it. B: Laugh. C: Salute me and then laugh and ask me how I was doing, or D: Salute me and then do them.
40. If I was a ranking Marine and told you to go clean-up the smoke deck would you: A: Say yes and go do it, B: Say you will advise you're LPO and after doing so continue about your current task, C: Say you will advise you're LPO and then change you plans according to what you're LPO tells you, or D: Advise the Marine he is not in you're command so he has no authority over you and then continue about your current task?


I figure this is more then enough to clear up any doubts. I kinda went overboard, but the questions just kept coming to as I was righting, LOL. Well, it will be a good challenge anyways, as to leave no doubts. [:D]

Also as far as putting in your birthdate it is a little tricky on this thing, it took me a couple times for it to go through, it kept putting me down as a juvenile... man if I could go back and change some stuff... LMAO!! [;)]

hay dumb butt ask steal magnolia she lives right down the road from me fu$% face. iam stationed in gulfport mississippi at the navel constrution battalion base right next toe kessler airforce base dip **** iam a 2nd class constrution machanic and iam seabee combat warfare qulified (scw) been in the navy for over 2 years been to more placing then your trailer park butt can dream off! since we analyizing lifes,(let me see) u problably never been layed ,us still live with mommy ,work at bestbuy making 6.00hrs barely make enough to pay for internet and gas for your sh$%y early 80 escort, you cant stand the way the world treats you so u get lost in the tradewars world 24/7. dont cry dude live isnt that bad rofl forgot to mention only friend u have r a couple computer buddies that play tradewars! lol loser if i was face to face w/ you , you wouldnt be talking sh$% then u pimply little dork

wow dude you r going deep rex give me a minute i have to find my bluejackets manual for a couple of these quetion!lol

Hahaha, oh geez, don't make me have to add another question you unsat sailor!

41. What is a Sh*tBird?
Answer: Smokey

ROFLMOA!! j/k [:D]

So when you can't answer questions to fall back to insults?

Gotta admit, that's not so hot. You wouldn't be trollin on purpose
wouldja?

Heh, I'll take your word for it, Zoso, but if he really is 22, the man needs to start *acting* his age. I have a 16-year-old brother who's twice as mature.

If you want to call that an ad hominem attack instead of a simple statement of fact, so be it. Personally I think saying he's immature is simply obvious, whereas his calling me homosexual, trailer trash, etc. is rediculous. Not to mention his insinuation that if we met face to face he'd just resort to violence to prove his point. Real stand-up guy.

1. materal mantance management (by the way iam 301, and 303 qualified)
2. preventive mantance sch.
3. ucmj
4. punished by there law then when u get back court marshal
5 enlished servie warfare spec.
6. stand watch from midnight till 4 am
7 statci of force agreement
8 people from duty section theer job is to sweep
9 (my field calls it smoke deck) but only place u allowed to smoke
10-14 are fleet question!i think ses agziluary assult focre(sp) iam a seabee dude dont know that much about the fleet!!!
15. commanding officer
16.
17. do just enough work to get by
18. liberty
19. little dust broom
20-21. fleet question
22. ours are given to chief MAA at quartdeck
23. lsd? do u mean LLD? (light limited duty)u have to let me know about this one i even called my LCPO he didnt even know lol
24. meeting w/ xo right before captain mass
25. is a room on ship thats (water tight integrity) where u store ammo
26. basicaly roll call
27.fleet term dont know
28. AFFF,halon1302 no they dont hurt u
29.fleet terms
30. 7-10 ft this is a iffy question cant find in blue jacket ,2 on my buddies said to diffrent this.
31. not sure
32. boatswains mate. lol
33. i think it is a DC firefighting term cant remember
34.fleet term
35. damage control headqusrter on a ship
36. peaway is a hall peacoat is a heavy Butt jacket i have seen since bootcamp .lol
37. yes
39. i would also say yes to this but can be wrong
39.salute and ask for a if there was a reason why (rules have changed on the AIT only a qaulified personal can order you to do thing like that)



wow dude that was almost as hard as my advancement test lol
some of those questions are term u use as a fleeter!!! i have a couple questin for u!!!


1 what is a LLD chit?
2 what is SIQ?
3 what does MCPON stand for?
4 what is a grinder?
5 whats a guide-on?
6 whats a POV?
7 whats malingering?
8 what SECE stand for
9 whats the first ribben u recieve in the navy?
10. u remember the name of theship the night of battlestation in bootcamp?

smokey is in the navy, i talked to him previous about the military.
i can also verify that.
i can post my icq log with him, i think he asked me what my MOS is (and most non-military don't have a clue what an MOS is)
of course... i edit logs, so i could just be lieing to cover up him being 13.
lol

as for the questions.
heh, there were what.. 50 of them, i think i know *maybe* 20, heh