Well I was on my way to the market when I saw a little hut, and a funny looking man standing out side, "Your future for a dollar there son" I knew I wasnt supposed to be talking to strangers, Stockton had made that very clear, but the man looked intresting, so I went to him, followed him into his hut, and handed him a dollar. He looked hard into a crystal ball on the table, "look hard into the ball here, and you shall see your future..." I looked, "I dont see anything old man, how do you turn this thing on?!" the old man put a finger to his lips, "...look harder..." so I stared a bit harder into the ball, and I saw me wondering around a strange yellow star field in an Imperial Star Ship.

"Where am I!?" I yelled, "why you are on the bridge of your ship captian, are you ok?" I quickly looked around, it was all coming back to me, yes, yes, I was Ender, captian of the Imperial Star Ship "Chronic". I was wondering what the day was, it seemed like it had been forever, as I was about to go lay down for some rest, I heard "We represent, the lolly pop league, the lolly pop league, the lolly pop league" my second in command looked at me quickly, "sir we are being hailed! its from the alien rase known as the Psions!" I returned to my chair, "On screen Ghoury". A little green nerdly looking man looked at me, "Psion how are you today?" the little nerd psion had did the new networking in my ship, you see Psion was a network engineer, and he was Darn good at it, but I didnt want to pay him, and there was nothing he could do about it! "Ender, i'm sorry to bug you your highness, but there is still the little matter of my pay for the services I commited on your ship" I chuckled out loud, "Psion, I think you better get out of here before I photon you, and take your ship away from you!" a sly evil little smile grew across the face of the ugly nerd that is Psion, "Ender, I will ask you one more time, "and Psion, I wont tell you again, leave this place and dont bother me with your little semantics!" the comm screen went off and I saw Psion's ship turn away.

"Call me if i'm needed Ghoury, I'll be in my quarters." I began to walk away when I heard a low rumble, growing louder, and louder, and boom! That bastard! He shot me with a photon! "On screen!" I sctdrreamed at my first officer, what I saw was unbelivable, a new ship was infront of Psions small light cruiser, a blaring message came aross the sub space frequencys, "This is Kemper of The Innocents, I demand that you surrender your ship to me at once!" I laguhed out loud, it was all like a drunken dream, "Ghoury call Uncle Sam here now!" I saw a bright worm hole developing at the other end of the system, and a huge armada of a ship poped out, "Sam could you be a dear and handle this for me? I'm a bit tired, and I have no time for this Kemper joke." I turned off my view screens and went to bed.

Boom, boom, "Warning, warning, warning, outer hole breached, all personnel please make your way to the Escape Pod stations at the rear of the ship. Warning, warning, warning" wow, some dream this is. I awoke to someone shaking me, "Captian! Wake up, we have to get the hell out of here! Its Big12ozHog, he is here! Captian, he has blown up Uncle Sam's ship, and has began attacking us! We have to move, now!"

I awoke a few hours later in my escape pod, floating in the middle of space, no energy left in my drives, and no friends in sight. "Get Jhereg on the horn, OZ will pay for his attrocities. Status on Uncle Sam?" my first officer looked at his feet, "sir, he is, uh, #sd#". I screamed, "Darn you Psion, you little nerd, I would have paid you, now its all out war!"

It took only 30 minutes to get the armada of Jhereg into the sector, we followed the ion trails left by my escape pod to find our way back to the fleet of big12OZHog, I saw the remains of Uncle Sam's ship, but I also saw the reuins of what was Psion's and Kemper's ship. "Atleast he got those bastards" I laughed out of rage, "Your going to pay now you little bastards" the battle that insued was the biggest in the galxy, wave after wave of fighters, photon after photon, til there was nothing left, both ships sat there in space, out of energy, out of weapons, dieing in the middle of the cold dark space, I would never have known who it was if I hadnt heard, "Sir, Acide Reign's fleet has just declo...

"Ender wake up you dumb Butt!" water in the face! What is going on! I quickly awoke, jumped up, and was ready to fight "Didnt I tell you not to stray from the path? Didnt I? Now look what happend, all your money is gone, come on Ender, its time to go"

Wow, it was all a dream, it was all just some bad nightmare, none of it had really happend...or...had it? As I was walking back to the house I heard a strange familar voice, "We represent the lolly pop league...the lolly pop league...the lolly pop league..."

(You must forgive me for spelling errors, I'm just to stupid to spell, and to stuborn to use spell check)

heh, that's funny, cause when I look in the logs, all I see is Alex giving our reds the big back-door pooching. Woulda been an even bigger pooching, but Alex musta subconsiously felt merciful or something, cause he held off photoning 4 reds and 1 blue while he was fumbling around trying to get his grid script to stop or something. Usually by the time you see ". materializes from the void." it's way too late. (thankyou Alex! [:D]) We don't have enough players showing up now as it is, and after last night's little cluster, we got 3 reds who are not able to cash today.

Captin of the Cronic-"Pipe Dream"
Lolypop League?? if your refering to the Wizzard of OZ song
it was the Lolypop Guild. i stoped reading Half way trough,
it seemed to be ALL jiberish. I think Ender is more suited
to wrighting children book!

this is my favorite

a TEAM.

Hello everyone. First off this is Ender
so just shut up and read

T - togther
E - ender
A - Actually
M - might

W - Win

LOL Ender dont ever change.

A little green nerdly looking man? LOL I've seen your pic, and you have no room at all to call people nerdly looking, laff.

Please start gridding now that you're blue! Please, please, please! And flip Ghoury and slap him out on the grid too! [:D]

zilla please learn how to spell... it is painful to read your posts.
BTW you still suck at TW, go crawl to the ocean floor you loser.

Zillia, sigh, you must bash everyone post I write eh? I was tired, I was up, I was bored, so that is how the Ender's Story was formed. Zillia, I have played with you, and I wont comment on your playing abilities, as not to hurt your feelings.

Please, just go away.

Ender thinks hes the Big Man on Campus now.
I was giving you a poke in the ribs.[:D]

BTW you spelling isnt perfect either!

Heh, I cant spell...I am totally aware of that. Spell check plz!

yes , been asking for a spell checker for like over a year now!

i only see 3 words misspelled, and not far off at all.
you guys are way to critical. guess you have nothing better to do?

i will always take time to rip on an old, aloof, crybaby, weirdo like u zilla.. on a side note.. PLEASE bring a corp to the BYOC game vader is hosting after CW ends.. if you can tell im a little bitter about being down 2400 turns daily to the other two corps..

you know what Stockton, nevermind, your not worth it, and i dont
what to say somthing i have to apologize for later.

still, it would be nice to see you bring your "pack" to a real game one day so we can once beat you.

Yeah, let's do it. Bring your team Zilla.

me and zilla have talked on ICQ,, he apoligized and i accepted and i inturn apoligized for attackign him personally on EIS which was stupid but i was just really mad... so our beef is over.. but zilla for real.. bring a corp to this game i want to see THE PACK in action