Kemper3 brought this site to my attention:

Find your battle cry:

http://bdmonkeys.net/~chaz/battle.php


Mine was:

Who is that, rampaging amidst the candy store! It is Tradewarrior55, hands clutching a sharpened screwdriver! And with an ominous cry, his voice cometh:

"Vengeance and goo flow from my veins! No flesh shall be spared!"

Hahaha, someone sent me this too. Mine was pretty funny:

"Galaxi destroys her enemies and turns them to ashes, and then she sells the ashes for spice!"

I thought it was pretty funny, but tonight I got a different one. (It sucked)

galaxi

Thanks TW55 I like that

LOL

Zang! Who is that, running through the freeway! It is Tybalt, hands clutching a studded crowbar! He howls thunderously:

"I'm going to smack you like it's my job, and plug you into a power plant!!!"

Mine was:

quote:
Lo! Who is that, skulking across the icy wasteland! It is Orion Blastar, hands clutching a studded crowbar! And with a cruel bellow, his voice cometh:

"I'm going to smack you so utterly, your momma won't recognize you!!!"

Thanks TW55,

Mine was:



Running out of the steppes, wielding a burning branch, cometh Severian! And he gives a booming scream:

"I'm going to pound you until the Earth stands still!"

Hark! Who is that, stalking along the mountains! It is Survey_Says, hands clutching buzzsaw hand extensions! And with a mighty bellow, his voice cometh:

"I'm going to punch you until you are tax-deductible, and launch you into deep space!!!"

Yea, verily: Who is that, prowling on the icy wasteland! It is Grazhoppa, hands clutching a thorned whip! He grunts ominously:

"I'm going to **** you so hard, your screams will shatter lightbulbs world-wide!"

heh, I'm gonna fu<k you so hard
lmao

Who is that, stalking out of the cliffs! It is Phx, hands clutching an oversized scalpel! And with a low bellow, his voice cometh:

"I'm going to smash you until you purr like a *****-kitten, and add a notch to my bedpost!!"