I would just like to take a moment to show everyone the level of intelligance carried by some of the "elite" members of the tw community.
Namely:
TUROK
--={ BoNe CoLLeCtOr }=-
LokI
Shadow Warrior
-={ Soul Taker }=- aka Eminem
Are some of their comments funny? Sure, some are even down right offensive. But hey, these guys really need to grow up. Their trash talk was worthless and theyre attempts to invade us were futile. And whats really funny is the fact that they dumped corp members to bring in other better players to help in their effort, shows their loyalty.
F -={ So hey nightshade
F TUROK i walked into the kitchen to get a soda and came back podded
F -={ So how'd you like eating 20000 carbo?
F Nights you know I'd never cby myself
F Nights the first time turok.. second time you were present then, what's the diff
F -={ So dum dee dum
F -={ So corp 2 dies tonight
F TUROK when i was present was when i said try it again...and you wouldnt do it
F Nights it didn't hurt me a bit
F Nights come get us then, talk is cheap
F Nights actually I did do it again
F --={ B nah we already toalked to gop...he will just sit a deadline and #call the game
F Nights just not within 2 seconds of it heh
F --={ B add up assets and declare a winner
F --={ B heh
F TUROK well pick a sector and we will see who wins
F Nights yeah ok
F --={ B so keep sittin on your asses doing nothing
F Nights sure get a sysop declare assets and rebang this bitch I dun care
F YOU nonono...corp 1 couldnt had ndle a s draw...they at would b
F TUROK if you go by assets we win..
F YOU nonono...corp 1 couldnt handle a draw...that would be aga
F Nights I mean the 14 billion credits and additional 30mil figs Bone keeps talking about should win you the game
F YOU nonono...corp 1 couldnt handle a draw...that would be against theyr pride
F Nights if you think so then I say call it#
F Nights HAHAHAF --={ B lmao...thirty? try again
F --={ B and phx shutup
F Nights just quoting you bone :/ that's what ya told me before the last invasion of my base
F --={ B all you did was make a bad team, TERRIBLE
F --={ B lol
F Nights anywho
F Nights I don't care who wins really.. if you wanna have the game called on assets lets do so
F Nights if you wanna attack, come attack..
F Nights either way..
F TUROK let me tell you something..if you wouldnt have cryed about wanting to build...and please have a no kill rule for 3 Darn days this game would have been over
F Nights first off I don't cry over games & second, GOP himself wanted the game to last a little while before rebang so everyone agreed to the 3# day thing
F YOU you think sysop likes banging games every 3 days?
F TUROK you cant handle it at the begining of a game
F --={ B nada...one hundred ninety five g
F TUROK well learn how to do the wars part of tradewars and you wouldnt need a Darn 3 day no kill
F Nights so what is it you want to #do here?
F Nights wanna bitch all night, have a war, or call the game?
F TUROK well fracking invade us for once
F TUROK you guys are such wuss's
F Nights sure, when *I* am ready
F TUROK frack ill even give you our home fracking sector
F YOU tisk tisk...d
F TUROK now we are rig#ht here just bring it
F YOU tisk tisk...do you kiss your mother with that mouth
F Nights unfortunately 2/4 corp mates have been MIA this whole time, making it hard to go attack ppl heh
F Nights LMAO
F Nights good ol phx hehe
F TUROK my fracking god nothing . but crap
F --={ B lmao..told you guys that is what you would hear
F -={ So i am thee true god dickhead:)
F LokI yawn
F --={ B and we have played three on two the whole game
F Nights yeah I care heh, boring
F --={ B so who cares about corpmates
F TUROK we fracking attacked you with 4 of you on at one time
F Nights yeah and you said you were gonna take us out and you didn't
F TUROK it doesnt matter to us
F Nights so come take us or call the game
F TUROK ya know what we gave it a shot
F TUROK more thatn you can say
F Nights I at least out#lived every other corp out there heh, didn't do that by doing nothing
F LokI we invade with# four of ya on you hardly move with one of us on yawn
F Nights and did give you guys about as much of a pain in the Butt as you set out to give everyone else
F TUROK that is why you did liveF Nights so I did a good job far as I'm concerned hehe
F -={ So hey GUYS]
F TUROK you hide the whole time
F -={ So ANSWER MY fracking QUESTION ON SUBSPACE
F -={ So heh
F TUROK scared to fracking move
F Nights what question heh
Deployed Fighters ector.
F -={ So is nightshade queer
F Nights I can't tell you and bone apart with those nicks.. heh #and bone I usually ignore :/
F --={ B nope, lesbian though
F Nights yeah queer as your mama
F --={ B let me tell you guys what i picture...
F YOU bahahaha
F -={ So thats pretty queer
F Nights sorry to hear that bud
F LokI rofl#
F --={ B you seen the home video of that guy singing that song "all cried out over you"
F Nights hehe
F LokI werwr#
F --={ B prolly before your time
F LokI hehe#
F LokI

#
F --={ B but i can see forever sitting in a chair and playing as forever
F Nights hrm would be nice if like irc twgs had /ignore
F --={ B then turning his chair around to another computer and playing as nightshade
F --={ B gay
F Nights yeah ok if you say so
F TUROK rofl
F LokI lol
F --={ B lesbian/queer...all thesame
F TUROK rofl
Deployed Fighters ector.
F LokI yawn
F --={ B prolly a trasvestit
F LokI is that the same
F --={ B er, traNsvestite
F Nights well if you think we're one person duping just take it up with GOP
F LokI yawn
F --={ B i dont think
F Nights coz that sounds like a sysop problem to me
F LokI predictable
F --={ B i can tell by the language
F --={ B moronF --={ B but i dont really care
F Nights yeah ok well tell GOP then, and let him determine
F Nights if its such a big deal
F --={ B just letting you know you not fooling anyone
F LokI predictable
F LokI ill tellF LokI child
F Nights sure go ahead
F Nights GOP already knows we're more than one person *shrug*
F --={ B yeah, cuz you told him so
F LokI lolF Nights har har
F --={ B prolly got your boyfriend to get on and talk at same time
F --={ B lolF LokI hardy har
F TUROK your big Butt doesnt count as a person
F --={ BoNe CoLLeCtOr }=-- LMAO
F LokI rofl
F LokI ROFL
F --={ BoNe CoLLeCtOr }=-- seizuer
P Deployed Fighters Report Sector 14712: Ferrengi Quattor's Battle Cruiser entered sector.
F LokI hehe
F --={ BoNe CoLLeCtOr }=-- and seizures
F LokI make that two all d#ay
Quasar Cannon on Subterfuge HomeWorld blasted -={ Soul Taker }=- for 30593 points (sect)Quasar Cannon on -=Extacy=- blasted -={ Soul Taker }=- for 59696 points (sect)Quasar Cannon on -=Norad=- blasted -={ Soul Taker }=- for 49559 points (sect)Quasar Cannon on -=Magic Mushroom=- blasted -={ Soul Taker }=- for 66141 points (sect)Quasar Cannon on -=Magic Mushroom=- DESTROYED -={ Soul Taker }=-
F LokI k#
F LokI hehe#
F -={ Soul Taker }=- boom
F --={ BoNe CoLLeCtOr }=-- you guys ever notice phx...he gets in a game sits at dock and runs his mouth
F --={ BoNe CoLLeCtOr }=-- perfect corpmate for this loser
F LokI lol
F TUROK rofl
F LokI ROFL
F TUROK till he #moves and dies
F --={ BoNe CoLLeCtOr }=-- hey guys i am good...i can sit at dock and mouth
F --={ BoNe CoLLeCtOr }=-- look at me
F LokI he wont move if you on
F Nightshade hahahahahahaha
F --={ BoNe CoLLeCtOr }=-- you guys are# two pees in a pod
F TUROK look at me make planets...oh so neat
F Nightshade good for us
F --={ BoNe CoLLeCtOr }=-- heh, notice PEES
F --={ BoNe CoLLeCtOr }=-- lmao
F LokI hehe
F Nights we all play our own way, and I guess what we prefer to do is hide in base and peeeee on you when you try to come in
F --={ B hahah
F --={ B you play like the fag you are
F --={ B but anyway
F LokI limp wrist
F --={ B not all of us liv#e off daddies money
F --={ B gott catch some sleepF Nights I'll refrain from comment and leave the psychoanalasis to your psychiatrist heh
F LokI lol
Quasar Cannon on Subterfuge HomeWorld blasted -={ Soul Taker }=- for 29675 points (sect)Quasar Cannon on -=Extacy=- blasted -={ Soul Taker }=- for 57314 points (sect)Quasar Cannon on -=Norad=- blasted -={ Soul Taker }=- for 47582 points (sect)Quasar Cannon on -=Magic Mushroom=- blasted -={ Soul Taker }=- for 63501 points (sect)Deployed Fighters Report Sector 5496: -={ Soul Taker }=-'s Hard Line entered sector.Deployed Fighters Report Sector 5496: -={ Soul Taker }=- is attacking!-={ Soul Taker }=- destroyed 24,459 of your fighters in sector 5496Quasar Cannon on Subterfuge HomeWorld blasted -={ Soul Taker }=- for 28785 points (sect)Quasar Cannon on -=Extacy=- blasted -={ Soul Taker }=- for 55022 points (sect)Quasar Cannon on -=Norad=- blasted -={ Soul Taker }=- for 45679 points (sect)Quasar Cannon on -=Magic Mushroom=- blasted -={ Soul Taker }=- for 60961 points (sect)Quasar Cannon on -=Magic Mushroom=- DESTROYED -={ Soul Taker }=-
F --={ B dude, that took you long enough
F --={ B you have to look those words up?
F Nights no actuallyF Nights some of us can spell here
F LokI your mom's my psychiatrist
F --={ B others of us can PLAY tradewars
F Nights that wouldn't suprise me a bit :/
F Nights so bone?
F --={ B shrug
F --={ B good thing you can spell
F LokI she is so sweet
F TUROK oh hell forever didnt mean to crap on you...(nightshade whiping the crap off her Butt and the picture of her future husband she drew on it)
F Nights we all gotta learn so chill heh
F --={ B i know it
F Nights yeah that just makes so much sense
F Nights too bad I'm not fluent in gibberish :/
F YOU SMILE CORP 1..YOUR ON CANDID SCREEN CAP
F TUROK goodF --={ B whoopty doo
F --={ B moronF YOU IM gonna show the whole tw community how intelligent you are
F LokI whoopty dooo
F LokI lolF --={ B WOW! Another obsessed fan
F -={ So lets show the whole TW community how big PHX's dick is
F LokI phx the Spamminator
F -={ So bet they all laugh:)
F --={ B geez they crawling out of the woodwork
F --={ B lmao#, he has a dick?
F LokI is that how you pick up chicks
F TUROK roflF LokI cmon phx play right lol
F -={ So Phx is sittin there droolin...i mean wiping my Yum off his face.
F LokI lolF LokI nuttinatorF LokI ROFLF LokI
F Nights and that would be the point where I block fedcom heh.. have a good night.. I think
F -={ So Phx Bends Nightshade over.
F LokI slowly
F LokI
F TUROK sticks his tooth pick in her Butt
F -={ So Bud crams a rubber dildo in Phx's Butt
F LokI slowly
F TUROK roflF LokI
F LokI slower
F TUROK oh not to fast
Deployed Fighters ector.
F -={ So any slower then gonna call him 56k
F YOU keep shoveling out your ignorance so everyone can get a good laugh at you all tomarrow
F LokI ky that crap man
F LokI sweet
F LokI phx
F LokI phx
F LokI phx
F LokI phx
F LokI here we go phx here we go
F LokI man it was once peaceful here member# forever night?
F LokI till you smarted off one fateful day
F LokI and now look
F LokI i spit on thee
F --={ B and i PEE on thee
F LokI i mean i poop on thee take a picture and put it on the #internet
F LokI
F TUROK hickory , dickory, dock phx was sucking my cock the clock struck two i drop my gew and destroyed the bitch on the next block
F --={ B lol
F LokI hehe
F YOU hmmm....wonder if this could be considered sexual harrasment
F LokI wonder if spamming can get your Butt whipped hehe
F -={ So would be if i was a#ctually there shoving my dick inyour ear PHX:)
F YOU well....fine the do it
F LokI yep in your ca#se it did
F TUROK who fracking cares..you have the right to leave...so good bye
F LokI been there done that
F LokI i can claim massive kills on you
F TUROK we all can
F LokI multiple is appropriate
F LokI ROFL
F -={ So i can claim massive kills on everyone in here;)
F YOU didnt ya hear...we have a constitution..which basically says your rights STOP where others go
F YOU and i have the right to stay here
F TUROK what?
F LokI ummmm what???
F LokI rofl
F --={ B and bud has the right to shove his dick in your ear
F --={ B so?
F LokI weird OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOo
F -={ So (whips it out)
F TUROK rofl
F --={ B lmao
F LokI i thought you were just slow but jeez wtf??
F -={ So (humps Phx's ear)
F LokI ROFLF TUROK roflF -={ So kinda tight fit
F LokI SEAIZUREF LokI AND SEIZUREF TUROK rofl
F LokI Level 12
F YOU i used to think DM was immature....but hes not as bad as you all and at least he has an excuse...cause hes 14
F LokI ouch
F LokI 911
F LokI 911
F -={ So hey phx
F -={ So your droolin again
F TUROK rofl
F LokI you sucked his 14 inch what?
F LokI yucky phx
F LokI yucky
F TUROK hope they have back up ships..lol
F TUROK roflF LokI hehe
F -={ So help me Lord plz
F -={ So i have this Urge to Win every Unlimited Game on earth
F LokI god if you lisnin help
F -={ So amen
F TUROK well lets see we have what 37 rums gee should be enough
F LokI 32#
F TUROK ah hell what are all these hardlines
F -={ So 48 hardlines
F LokI holy crap
F LokI rofl
F -={ So and 2 double cheesburgers plz
F YOU dem hardlines will be pods if you keep coming in here
F LokI well you just sit tight mister
F -={ So thats what we bought them for there...(spanky)
F LokI hehe
F TUROK roflF
TUROK you see ore can only last so long
F LokI

F -={ So exactly
F LokI Time is on my side
F LokI yes it is
F TUROK and since you cant buy anymore figs cause we own the class 0 ports..you are fuckef
F -={ So we just pitched and big fracking tent outside your door
F TUROK gee
F -={ So big prison Tent
F TUROK rofl
F -={ So and bubba's waitin for you Phx
F LokI im pitching a tent hehe
F TUROK hes gonna poke your eyes out and watch bud and i scull frack you
F -={ So Eminem is the Name...Killing is my fracking Game.
F LokI
F -={ So course
F -={ So you can't kill abuncha wussies hiding:)
F TUROK true and i guess there photons will run out soon
F LokI
F TUROK lalala connect the dots...isnt that what phx says
F TUROK rofl
F -={ So lalalalal connect the Yum dropz.
F TUROK rofl
F -={ So Phx
F -={ So i've had better pieces of corn in my crap then you!>
F TUROK i guess it doesnt do much good to be fed safe when you cant buy anything from there
F TUROK rofl
F -={ So quick quick, i've got a turtle head poking out..wheres phx's mouth?F -={ So i'll sit at terra all nightF -={ So girl....F -={ So `F -={ So heh
Your mines in 19130 did 14 damage to TUROK
F YOU pfhfhfhf
F -={ So hit me wuss
F YOU pfhfhfhfhf
F -={ So its anny40000^m
F -={ So don't get it wrong
F YOU hehe
F YOU oh..thats an x xt
F -={ So don't miss
F YOU oh..thats an xtra
-={ Soul Taker }=- lands on Terra.
F YOU oh..thats an xtra n now
F -={ So zyrain might get pissed
F -={ So thats what i thought
F TUROK come on phx
TUROK disrupted all of your mines in 9004
P Deployed Fighters Report Sector 44: TUROK's RedRum entered sector.
P Deployed Fighters Report Sector 44: TUROK is attacking!
TUROK destroyed 1,500 of your fighters in sector 44
P Deployed Fighters Report Sector 8244: TUROK's RedRum entered sector.
P Deployed Fighters Report Sector 8244: TUROK is attacking!
TUROK destroyed 1,500 of your fighters in sector 8244
P Deployed Fighters Report Sector 9004: TUROK's RedRum entered sector.
P Deployed Fighters Report Sector 9004: TUROK is attacking!
TUROK destroyed 1,500 of your fighters in sector 9004P Deployed Fighters Report Sector 18248: TUROK's RedRum entered sector.
P Deployed Fighters Report Sector 18248: TUROK is attacking!
YOU think ill colo!
F LokI yea
F TUROK wuss
F YOU heh..hell i dnnon even what happened
F TUROK knew you would attack
F YOU hmmm
F YOU oh well..can fig x it tomarrow!
F YOU ahh hell..you guys are too good...ill just give ya the base
F YOU HEHEHE NOT
F YOU GOODNIGHT CHI
F TUROK you wont have a choice here soon
F YOU GOODNIGHT CHILDREN
Stop saying don't quote me because noone quotes you. You probly haven't said a thing worth saying! - KMFDM, Dogma