I've grown tired of "The helper with the curious name" gracing the top of our web page. So as I'm trying to open everything else in the process, I'll make the slogan picking available to the public! Here is a list I've compiled so far:

"The #1 choice for cheapass Tradewars players everywhere."

"This time you get more than what you paid for."

"FREEDOM!"

"Yeah, its ugly...so is your Mom."

"All the rest just aren't free."

"The registration crack is built in!"

"Simple. Powerful. Free. Ugly."

"If we had a torpedo sound we'd be a _REAL_ helper."

"Isn't it time you put a little J-TWAT in your game?"

"No skill required!"

etc, etc, etc.

Now add your own!

Perhaps I should spend more time developing the helper, huh?

Adios,
badboy

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