How old are you now Helix?

Hopefully he is old enough to know better, and too young to really care....

               / Promethius / Enigma / Wolfen /

"A man who has no skills can be taught, a man who has no honor has nothing."

Yep

H

Age 52. Yes that should be old enough to know better and too young for medicare.

LMAO, I am older than that and I still don't know better.

               / Promethius / Enigma / Wolfen /

"A man who has no skills can be taught, a man who has no honor has nothing."

Here's a new slogan for JP: "Tradewars 2002 Classic - Welcome to the geritol/viagra generation." ROFL

I suddenly feel younger now!

Did you know a national statistic survey said that 90% of the people over 50 years old have aids?

Opps, I guess that was aides.
Walking aides, hearing aides, seeing aides, etc.

Also there are three things to remember when you get old:

1) Never pass up a bathroom
2) Never waste a hard-on
3) Never trust a fart (Especially in a jacuzzi)

why is this advice limited to the old? ive seen 20 year olds poo themselves before- and personally i try to never waste a stiffy.

isnt this the wrong forum for this? sorry thrawn.

Not sure why this is the wrong forum since it's a general discussion topic. Those lines came directly out of a Jack Nicolson movie that was shown on public television
in uncut format. If I weren't 53 years old you could say I was insulting old people, but I'm old too. I think most of the people that play TW today are above 40.
It was suppose to be humorous. That's something these forums needs a little of to lighten up things a little.

No need to apologize to me. I don't moderate Open Discussion anymore

Guess what SG gave me for my birthday?

H

Hmmm, let's see...

5 cloaking devices?
4 Merchant Cruisers?
3 Level 6 planets?
2 Scout Marauders?

ok, I give up.

a trophy of a dead octopus engraved 'the roller win'?

#SD#?

               / Promethius / Enigma / Wolfen /

"A man who has no skills can be taught, a man who has no honor has nothing."