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Author:  Big D [ Fri Nov 19, 2010 12:14 pm ]
Post subject:  Helix's birthday according to ICQ

How old are you now Helix?

Author:  Promethius [ Fri Nov 19, 2010 3:05 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: Helix's birthday according to ICQ

Big D wrote:
How old are you now Helix?


Hopefully he is old enough to know better, and too young to really care....

Author:  Helix [ Fri Nov 19, 2010 9:07 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: Helix's birthday according to ICQ

Promethius wrote:
Big D wrote:
How old are you now Helix?


Hopefully he is old enough to know better, and too young to really care....

Yep

H

Author:  Big D [ Sat Nov 20, 2010 12:37 am ]
Post subject:  Re: Helix's birthday according to ICQ

Promethius wrote:
Big D wrote:
How old are you now Helix?


Hopefully he is old enough to know better, and too young to really care....


Age 52. Yes that should be old enough to know better and too young for medicare.

Author:  Promethius [ Sat Nov 20, 2010 12:49 am ]
Post subject:  Re: Helix's birthday according to ICQ

Big D wrote:
Promethius wrote:
Big D wrote:
How old are you now Helix?


Hopefully he is old enough to know better, and too young to really care....


Age 52. Yes that should be old enough to know better and too young for medicare.


LMAO, I am older than that and I still don't know better.

Author:  Big D [ Sat Nov 20, 2010 12:59 am ]
Post subject:  Re: Helix's birthday according to ICQ

Promethius wrote:
Big D wrote:
Promethius wrote:
Big D wrote:
How old are you now Helix?


Hopefully he is old enough to know better, and too young to really care....


Age 52. Yes that should be old enough to know better and too young for medicare.


LMAO, I am older than that and I still don't know better.


Here's a new slogan for JP: "Tradewars 2002 Classic - Welcome to the geritol/viagra generation." ROFL

Author:  Cruncher [ Sat Nov 20, 2010 1:26 am ]
Post subject:  Re: Helix's birthday according to ICQ

Promethius wrote:
Big D wrote:
Promethius wrote:
Big D wrote:
How old are you now Helix?


Hopefully he is old enough to know better, and too young to really care....


Age 52. Yes that should be old enough to know better and too young for medicare.


LMAO, I am older than that and I still don't know better.


I suddenly feel younger now! :wink:

Author:  Big D [ Sat Nov 20, 2010 2:28 am ]
Post subject:  Re: Helix's birthday according to ICQ

Cruncher wrote:
Promethius wrote:
Big D wrote:
Promethius wrote:
Big D wrote:
How old are you now Helix?


Hopefully he is old enough to know better, and too young to really care....


Age 52. Yes that should be old enough to know better and too young for medicare.


LMAO, I am older than that and I still don't know better.


I suddenly feel younger now! :wink:


Did you know a national statistic survey said that 90% of the people over 50 years old have aids?

Opps, I guess that was aides.
Walking aides, hearing aides, seeing aides, etc.

Also there are three things to remember when you get old:

1) Never pass up a bathroom
2) Never waste a hard-on
3) Never trust a fart (Especially in a jacuzzi)

Author:  booger [ Sat Nov 20, 2010 3:21 am ]
Post subject:  Re: Helix's birthday according to ICQ

Big D wrote:
1) Never pass up a bathroom
2) Never waste a hard-on
3) Never trust a fart (Especially in a jacuzzi)


why is this advice limited to the old? ive seen 20 year olds poo themselves before- and personally i try to never waste a stiffy.

isnt this the wrong forum for this? sorry thrawn.

Author:  Big D [ Sat Nov 20, 2010 3:51 am ]
Post subject:  Re: Helix's birthday according to ICQ

Not sure why this is the wrong forum since it's a general discussion topic. Those lines came directly out of a Jack Nicolson movie that was shown on public television
in uncut format. If I weren't 53 years old you could say I was insulting old people, but I'm old too. I think most of the people that play TW today are above 40.
It was suppose to be humorous. That's something these forums needs a little of to lighten up things a little.

Author:  Thrawn [ Sat Nov 20, 2010 10:58 am ]
Post subject:  Re: Helix's birthday according to ICQ

booger wrote:
Big D wrote:
1) Never pass up a bathroom
2) Never waste a hard-on
3) Never trust a fart (Especially in a jacuzzi)


why is this advice limited to the old? ive seen 20 year olds poo themselves before- and personally i try to never waste a stiffy.

isnt this the wrong forum for this? sorry thrawn.


No need to apologize to me. I don't moderate Open Discussion anymore :)

Author:  Helix [ Sat Nov 20, 2010 12:58 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: Helix's birthday according to ICQ

Thrawn wrote:
booger wrote:
Big D wrote:
1) Never pass up a bathroom
2) Never waste a hard-on
3) Never trust a fart (Especially in a jacuzzi)


why is this advice limited to the old? ive seen 20 year olds poo themselves before- and personally i try to never waste a stiffy.

isnt this the wrong forum for this? sorry thrawn.


No need to apologize to me. I don't moderate Open Discussion anymore :)

Guess what SG gave me for my birthday?

H

Author:  Thrawn [ Sat Nov 20, 2010 1:24 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: Helix's birthday according to ICQ

Helix wrote:
Guess what SG gave me for my birthday?

H


Hmmm, let's see...

5 cloaking devices?
4 Merchant Cruisers?
3 Level 6 planets?
2 Scout Marauders?

ok, I give up.

Author:  booger [ Sat Nov 20, 2010 1:31 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: Helix's birthday according to ICQ

a trophy of a dead octopus engraved 'the roller win'?

Author:  Promethius [ Sat Nov 20, 2010 2:49 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: Helix's birthday according to ICQ

Thrawn wrote:
Helix wrote:
Guess what SG gave me for my birthday?

H


Hmmm, let's see...

5 cloaking devices?
4 Merchant Cruisers?
3 Level 6 planets?
2 Scout Marauders?

ok, I give up.


#SD#?

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