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Captain  Joined: Sat Jun 18, 2005 2:00 am Posts: 2214 Location: USA 
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 I just wanted everybody to know that I have finished my first ever full bag of sunflower seeds and I am quite proud of myself. This is truely a monumental achievement on my part, this has been a month long commitment of pain, strategy, and endurance. I have now started on my second bag and consider myself a professional sunflower seed eater! Thank you for your support and I look forward to personally taking out many more bags! [^]
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Ambassador  Joined: Mon Feb 09, 2004 3:00 am Posts: 3141 Location: Kansas
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quote:Originally posted by RexxCrow
I just wanted everybody to know that I have finished my first ever full bag of sunflower seeds and I am quite proud of myself. This is truely a monumental achievement on my part, this has been a month long commitment of pain, strategy, and endurance. I have now started on my second bag and consider myself a professional sunflower seed eater! Thank you for your support and I look forward to personally taking out many more bags! [^] LOL, now you can work on the chipmunk method - the hulls go in one side of your mouth and you seed them on the other.... Also, try the Jack Daniels soaked ones... Sunflower seeds, you do have some redeeming qualities  _________________ / Promethius / Enigma / Wolfen / "A man who has no skills can be taught, a man who has no honor has nothing."
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| Sun Sep 18, 2005 3:50 am |
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Staff Sergeant
Joined: Fri Apr 08, 2005 2:00 am Posts: 16 Location: USA
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soak them in Kentucky bourbon - much better....mmmmm Makers Mark!
And now that you have amstered the sunflower seed, move on up to the greater challenge of pumpkin seeds. _________________ Redneck is not a stereotype but a way of life. Red icq #318372161 msn your_electrician@yahoo.com email: marae@rubyelectric.net |
| Sun Sep 18, 2005 3:58 am |
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Captain Joined: Sat Jun 18, 2005 2:00 am Posts: 2214 Location: USA
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LOL, alcohol, oh' just great now I am going to turn into a drunken sunflower seed eating bastard! I can see it now! [;)]
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