Should have said that this is from Big Game 2.
Sometimes in the middle of a big game I have to remind myself that this game can be fun. I recently shared my favorite cap with someone who said it was the funniest he ever read. It's long, but this is the summary put together from everyone's logs by Blue Adept. I am not going to correct the few things I know are not quite accurate but leave it as it stands. Be sure to catch all the sub.
I hope you enjoy it!
This logs are pretty darn interesting -- I figured ya'll would want a copy. BH - your attack bot worked
great, and Maggie backed it up with a nice double back-breaking blow to C2. The C2 top killer got
eliminated by Maggie!!!!!!!!!!! Maggie, that was a nice elimination. No doubt it. NICE!!!!!!!!!!!
I wasn't there, but the summary is below:
1. Banano's out killing figs (Maggie & Snow are at the keys for backup)
2. Alexio delay drops on banano and pod's him with a q-gun:
-- 07/06/15 -- 06:42:53 PM --
banano's T'Khasi Orion was destroyed by a Quasar Cannon!
3. Alexio tries to chase the pod with Maggie's saveme planet in the sector and get's IG'd. BH's
attack bot kicks and pod's Alexio:
-- 07/06/15 -- 06:43:05 PM --
The Bounty Hunter captured -=( Alexio )=-'s Havoc GunStar!
4. Lance chases after banano's pod, and BH's attack bot kicks and both pod's and #SD#'s lance:
-- 07/06/15 -- 06:43:05 PM --
The Bounty Hunter captured -=( Alexio )=-'s Havoc GunStar!
-- 07/06/15 -- 06:45:23 PM --
The Bounty Hunter DESTROYED sir lancelot's Imperial StarShip!
"Hey, The Bounty Hunter. Still being abused by your wife, eh?", laughs sir lancelot.
(This eliminates Lance)
5. Alexio's pod sits on our figs for a good 10 minutes and he has no backup to save him. Maggie
scans his pod
R Maggie **** he is next door
R banano his pod?
R Snow W who is next door?
R Maggie lol
R banano get him
R banano he is there
R Maggie I am shaking
R Maggie lol, I am no killer
R banano SW we had some fun here
R Snow W u killed alexio???
R banano nod
-- 07/06/15 -- 06:56:05 PM --
Maggie DESTROYED -=( Alexio )=-'s *** Escape Pod ***!
Here are the full logs for anyone wanting to see all the details:
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R banano Blue Adept's Kill Figs v2.16a - Going in 2 second(s) otherwise say 'stop'
R banano Blue Adept's Kill Figs v2.16a - Ok, Scanning then going!
R banano 00626=saveme
R Maggie Blue Adept P-Drop v3.90d - Rescue Mission at #626
R Maggie Blue Adept P-Drop v3.90d - saveme, Beep Level=5,
R Maggie Blue Adept P-Drop v3.90d - Planet #223, Option #4. P-Drop On Only
R Maggie Blue Adept P-Drop v3.90d - Drops=0/1, Fired=0/5, Misses=0, Spoofs=0
R banano doSmartLand() wait land attempt failed!
R banano doSmartLand() wait land back-up attempt success!
R banano SE PlanetMacros v0.95c - Running a quick Planet macro...
R banano Blue Adept's Kill Figs v2.16a - Going in 2 second(s) otherwise say 'stop'
R banano Blue Adept's Kill Figs v2.16a - Ok, Scanning then going!
R banano 02645=saveme
R Maggie Blue Adept P-Drop v3.90d - I could not lock on Sector=2645
R Maggie Blue Adept P-Drop v3.90d - I could not lock on Sector=2645
R banano doSmartLand() wait land attempt failed!
R Maggie Blue Adept P-Drop v3.90d - I could not lock on Sector=2645
R banano 03409=saveme
R Maggie Blue Adept P-Drop v3.90d - I could not lock on Sector=2645
R Maggie Blue Adept P-Drop v3.90d - I could not lock on Sector=2645
R Maggie Blue Adept P-Drop v3.90d - I could not lock on Sector=2645
R Maggie Blue Adept P-Drop v3.90d - I could not lock on Sector=2645
R Maggie Blue Adept P-Drop v3.90d - I could not lock on Sector=2645
R Maggie Blue Adept P-Drop v3.90d - I could not lock on Sector=2645
R banano doSmartLand() wait land attempt failed!
R banano doSmartLand() I must be skrewed!
R Maggie Blue Adept P-Drop v3.90d - I could not lock on Sector=2645
R Maggie Blue Adept P-Drop v3.90d - saveme, Beep Level=5,
R Maggie Blue Adept P-Drop v3.90d - Planet #223, Option #4. P-Drop On Only
R Maggie Blue Adept P-Drop v3.90d - Drops=0/1, Fired=0/5, Misses=10, Spoofs=0
Shipboard Computers The Interdictor Generator on . prevented -=( Alexio )=- from
escaping.
Deployed Fighters Report Sector 626: -=( Alexio )=-'s Havoc GunStar entered sect
or.
Citadel command (?=help)
Your scanners indicate that . is no longer in this sector!
Shipboard Computers The Interdictor Generator on . prevented -=( Alexio )=- from
escaping.
Shipboard Computers The Interdictor Generator on . prevented -=( Alexio )=- from
escaping.
Deployed Fighters Report Sector 626: -=( Alexio )=- attempted to retreat but was
Interdicted.
Citadel command (?=help)
R The Bo I Droped a Planet on Someone in 626:. Launched Fighers at them
. has just materialized from the void!
Your scanners indicate that . is no longer in this sector!
R The Bo I Droped a Planet on Someone in 626:. Launched Fighers at them
. has just materialized from the void!
Deployed Fighters Report Sector 626: -=( Alexio )=- is attacking!
Citadel command (?=help)
Your scanners indicate that . is no longer in this sector!
Deployed Fighters Report Sector 626: -=( Alexio )=- is attacking!
Citadel command (?=help)
R The Bo I Droped a Planet on Someone in 626:. Launched Fighers at them
. has just materialized from the void!
Your scanners indicate that . is no longer in this sector!
Deployed Fighters Report Sector 626: -=( Alexio )=- is attacking!
Citadel command (?=help)
-=( Alexio )=- destroyed 0 of your fighters in sector 626
R The Bo I Droped a Planet on Someone in 626:. Launched Fighers at them
. has just materialized from the void!
Your scanners indicate that . is no longer in this sector!
R The Bo I Droped a Planet on Someone in 626:. Launched Fighers at them
. has just materialized from the void!
Shipboard Computers The Interdictor Generator on . prevented -=( Alexio )=- from escaping.
Deployed Fighters Report Sector 626: -=( Alexio )=- attempted to retreat but was
Interdicted.
Citadel command (?=help)
Your scanners indicate that . is no longer in this sector!
R The Bo I Droped a Planet on Someone in 626:. Launched Fighers at them
. has just materialized from the void!
R banano 03409=saveme
R Maggie Blue Adept P-Drop v3.90d - Rescue Mission at #3409
R Maggie Blue Adept P-Drop v3.90d - saveme, Beep Level=5,
R Maggie Blue Adept P-Drop v3.90d - Planet #223, Option #4. P-Drop On Only
R Maggie Blue Adept P-Drop v3.90d - Drops=0/1, Fired=0/5, Misses=10, Spoofs=0
Scanners detect a wormhole opening in this sector!
Dartanian appears in a brilliant flash of warp energies!
Dartanian lands on Lava Land.
Dartanian lifts off from Lava Land.
Dartanian lands on Lava Land.
Dartanian warps out of the sector.
R banano uhh i got podded
INACTIVITY WARNING:
Your session will be terminated in Sixty seconds.
Citadel command (?=help)
Who's Playing
Gunnery Sergeant Blue Adept [4]
Infamous Pirate -=( Alexio )=- [2]
Civilian menudo [4]
Infamous Pirate banano [4]
Civilian pink [3]
Civilian Dartanian [4]
Civilian River Rat [2]
Chief Warrant Officer The Bounty Hunter [4]
Private Maggie [4]
Staff Sergeant Croaker [2]
Terrorist reaper [3]
Civilian Hunter Hearst Helmsley [3]
Sergeant Snow White [4]
Civilian sir lancelot [2]
Corporal Logger Ot
Deployed Fighters Report Sector 3409: sir lancelot's Imperial StarShip entered s
ector.
Citadel command (?=help )
Your scanners indicate that . is no longer in this sector!
Deployed Fighters Report Sector 3409: sir lancelot is attacking!
Citadel command (?=help)
R The Bo I Droped a Planet on Someone in 3409:. Launched Fighers at them
. has just materialized from the void!
Your scanners indicate that . is no longer in this sector!
R The Bo I Droped a Planet on Someone in 3409:. Launched Fighers at them
. has just materialized from the void!
R Maggie lol
R Maggie lance is out then?
R Maggie is bounty afk still?
R banano well pdropped on me
R banano not sure but he attacked
R Maggie hahaha, lance is dead far as I saw
R banano lemme see logs
R banano kewl podded alexio and podded and killed lance
R Maggie I missed the alex one
R banano banano's T'Khasi Orion was destroyed by a Quasar Cannon!
You have a corporate memo from banano.
R banano read memo
Scanners detect a wormhole opening in this sector!
Dartanian appears in a brilliant flash of warp energies!
Dartanian lands on Lava Land.
Dartanian lifts off from Lava Land.
R Maggie that was worth your podding, ban
Dartanian lands on Lava Land.
Dartanian warps out of the sector.
R banano yeah!!!!
R banano i am sure of it
R banano so not shame
R Maggie no, was great
R banano
R banano well shall we get another ship?
R Maggie yes, u still want to use orion?
R banano or better wait?
R Maggie were u watching the sector good?
R banano nod
R Maggie how did it happen?
Mana Knight enters the game.
R banano he warped in planet just after i launched the next command
R Mana K oh so nice. I have scripts again
R Maggie if you set dens to be less than scan + 500 that should not happen, should it?
R Snow W sopt and find alexio's pod
R Snow W needs to be found immediately
Mana Knight lifts off from ..
R Maggie was a planet for him to land on
R Snow W anyoen know where BH podded him?
R banano he warped in his planet back
R Snow W he's still in a pod
R Maggie he was right here
R Maggie on planet
R Maggie it happened in this sector
R Snow W rats
R banano hmmm maybe he has no other ship
R banano nod it was here
R Snow W he sure isn't fed safe
INACTIVITY WARNING:
Your session will be terminated in Sixty seconds.
Citadel command (?=help)
Who's Playing
Gunnery Sergeant Blue Adept [4]
Infamous Pirate -=( Alexio )=- [2]
Civilian menudo [4]
Infamous Pirate banano [4]
Civilian pink [3]
Civilian Dartanian [4]
Civilian River Rat [2]
Chief Warrant Officer The Bounty Hunter [4]
Private Maggie [4]
Staff Sergeant Croaker [2]
Terrorist reaper [3]
Civilian Mana Knight [4]
Civilian Hunter Hearst Helmsley [3]
Sergeant Snow White [4]
Corporal Logger Ot
R Maggie maybe other c2 are not really at keys
R banano u think my pod has a limpit?
R Snow W what pod?
R Maggie SE PlanetMacros v0.95c - Running a quick Planet macro...
R banano my shiny pod SW
R Maggie **** he is next door
R banano his pod?
R Snow W who is next door?
R banano or planet?
R Snow W u ran into a cannon
R Maggie lol
R banano get him
R Maggie didn't see it
R banano he is there
Scanners detect a wormhole opening in this sector!
Dartanian appears in a brilliant flash of warp energies!
Dartanian lands on Lava Land.
Dartanian lifts off from Lava Land.
Dartanian lands on Lava Land.
Dartanian warps out of the sector.
R banano can i kill with pod?
R Snow W you can try.. <G>
R banano yeahhhh?
R banano we might get this planst
R banano inbade heheh
R Maggie did I do it?
R banano nod
R banano u killed him
R Snow W u guys need to be a wee bit more specific in yur details
R Maggie I am shaking
R banano we can get planet
R Maggie bad
R Maggie lol, I am no killer
R Mana K super rad maggie!
R banano SW we had some fun here
R Snow W u killed alexio???
R Maggie **** I
R banano nod
R Maggie lol, yes
R Snow W woo hioo
R Maggie thanks mana
R Snow W M xfer out of the iss
R banano alexio was red
R Snow W oh, I thot M said she was red
R banano magg is istill blue
R Maggie have to sit still and calm down
R banano leme get the havoc for me
R Maggie o, I thought mana said I was red too
R Snow W she is NOT fed safe
R Mana K so, I said rad
R Maggie I am gonna sit right here lol
R banano
R Maggie rotfl
R Mana K er,
R Maggie crap, I'm not gonna be able to do anything else for the day
R banano nopw that was better worth my pod
R Snow W why not?
R Maggie my hands won't quit shaking
R banano why not?
R banano lol
R Snow W ahahahahahaha
R banano Killer Maggie
R Snow W go have a kawfy
R Snow W u'll be fine ')
R banano and a cigar
R Maggie Darn, don't know how to use macros good in swath
R Maggie had to do it by hand
R banano set some macrtos to attack, not too dificult
R Maggie don't need caffine, snow
R Snow W works for me, now u want to fill me in on what happened?
You recover 30 of your turns.
R Maggie phew, ban said he was podded
R Maggie so I stopped saveme
R Snow W he is
R Maggie about then tbh hit lance and killed him
R Snow W was
R Snow W why didn't banano's pod fly
Scanners detect a wormhole opening in this sector!
Dartanian appears in a brilliant flash of warp energies!
Dartanian lands on Lava Land.
Dartanian lifts off from Lava Land.
Dartanian lands on Lava Land.
Dartanian warps out of the sector.
R Maggie and apparently got alex just before lance
R Snow W why did bannao run into a cnnon?
R banano ' i think i tried to warpout when other planet warped in
R banano they wait some time to warp in when they have a lock
R Snow W u are not using safe ship?
Citadel command (?=help)
[Blue Adept P-Drop v3.90d] <<< Script interrupted >>>INACTIVITY WARNING:
Your session will be terminated in Sixty seconds.
Citadel command (?=help)
Who's Playing
Gunnery Sergeant Blue Adept [4]
Civilian menudo [4]
Infamous Pirate banano [4]
Civilian pink [3]
Civilian Dartanian [4]
Civilian River Rat [2]
Chief Warrant Officer The Bounty Hunter [4]
Warrant Officer Maggie [4]
Staff Sergeant Croaker [2]
Terrorist reaper [3]
Civilian Mana Knight [4]
Civilian Hunter Hearst Helmsley [3]
Sergeant Snow White [4]
Civilian Timberwolf [4]
Corporal Logger Ot
R banano safe? Tkashi?
R Snow W oh yeah
R Snow W hi, Timber
R banano but got podded
R Snow W glad to see ya
R banano BH capped alexio havoc and i am in it now
R Snow W best tag it just in case
Citadel command (?=help) C
<Computer>
<Computer activated>
Computer command [TL=00:00:00]:[2841] (?=Help)? D
Enter the beginning date you wish to read from. Today is 07/06/15
Use the format MM/DD/YY ie 04/01/02, or CR for all of the history.
Or you may enter any text to search for if it is 8 chars or less.
R Maggie I think c2 just messed up big time
Input search date :07/06/15
Searching for the first occurence of "07/06/15".
Include time/date stamp? (Y/N) [N] Yes
-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=- Trade Wars 2002 ver 3.11.55 MBBS Gold -=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-
-- 07/06/15 -- 00:00:00 AM --
-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=- Daily Journal S.D. 07/06/15 -=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-
-- 07/06/15 -- 00:00:01 AM --
Black Knight deserted Corp UnKnown.
Lucas Trask deserted Corp power.
-- 07/06/15 -- 00:00:02 AM --
Port Absence of Change is Cert construction did not advance.
An unstable planetary mass was detected in sector 2527
The Federation repossed Havoc 59 which was abandoned in FedSpace by Corp [3]
The Federation repossed Nemesis which was abandoned in FedSpace by Corp [4]
-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-= End Daily Journal =-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-
-- 07/06/15 -- 00:01:53 AM --
-=( Alexio )=- was attacked by Star Endeavors's fighters!
-- 07/06/15 -- 01:41:05 AM --
-=( Alexio )=- launched a Photon Missile somewhere!
-- 07/06/15 -- 03:41:50 AM --
banano was attacked by Rogue Mercenaries's fighters!
-- 07/06/15 -- 11:43:13 AM --
severian posted this universal announcement:
Using SWATH v1.6.4_b1 - Visit now!
[Pause]
-- 07/06/15 -- 01:01:16 PM --
severian DESTROYED Corp #2's *** Escape Pod ***!
-- 07/06/15 -- 02:12:01 PM --
Ranger One posted this universal announcement:
Using SWATH v1.6.1 - Visit now!
-- 07/06/15 -- 06:42:53 PM --
banano's T'Khasi Orion was destroyed by a Quasar Cannon!
-- 07/06/15 -- 06:43:05 PM --
The Bounty Hunter captured -=( Alexio )=-'s Havoc GunStar!
-- 07/06/15 -- 06:45:23 PM --
The Bounty Hunter DESTROYED sir lancelot's Imperial StarShip!
"Hey, The Bounty Hunter. Still being abused by your wife, eh?", laughs sir lance
lot.
The Bounty Hunter DESTROYED sir lancelot's *** Escape Pod ***!
-- 07/06/15 -- 06:56:05 PM --
Maggie DESTROYED -=( Alexio )=-'s *** Escape Pod ***!
[Pause]
Computer command [TL=00:00:00]:[2841] (?=Help)? Q
<Computer deactivated>
Citadel treasury contains 13,210,230 credits.
Citadel command (?=help) C
<Computer>
<Computer activated>
Computer command [TL=00:00:00]:[2841] (?=Help)? L
List by rank (T)itles or by rank (V)alues (T,V or Q to quit) ? V
Ranking Traders...
Trade Wars 2002 Trader Rankings : 07/06/15 07:04:08 PM
# Rank Alignment Corp Trader Name Ship Type
--- --------------------- -- ------------------------------ ------------------
1 191,559 -3,031,129 ** RammaR Scout Marauder
2 23,784 -4,200,921 4 banano Havoc GunStar
3 15,355 -4,500,000 4 severian Colonial Transport
4 8,848 -2,065,476 2 -=( Alexio )=- # Ship Destroyed #
5 7,410 -1,207,015 3 reaper Havoc GunStar
6 6,447 -60,198 1 LadyRogue # Ship Destroyed #
7 3,840 -254,284 3 Vader Colonial Transport
8 3,835 4,403,613 4 The Bounty Hunter Imperial StarShip
9 2,496 -205,362 ** Ender # Ship Destroyed #
10 2,025 2,074,730 4 Maggie Imperial StarShip
11 1,159 -41,008 3 Alcibiade # Ship Destroyed #
12 983 -71,802 1 Sloppy # Ship Destroyed #
13 254 2,398,857 4 Blue Adept Imperial StarShip
14 97 43,029 2 Croaker Imperial StarShip
15 53 167,668 4 Snow White Imperial StarShip
16 52 673,507 5 Res Judicata Scout Marauder
17 38 -633,709 2 Suspek # Ship Destroyed #
18 35 94,194 3 white knight Imperial StarShip
19 17 17 ** Logger Ot Merchant Cruiser
20 7 30,886 4 Nails Imperial StarShip
21 2 1,020 1 Medusa Imperial StarShip
22 1 1,010 4 Dartanian Imperial StarShip
23 1 3,582 2 Kavanagh Imperial StarShip
24 1 1,793 3 Cyan Imperial StarShip
25 1 1,772 1 Electra Imperial StarShip
26 1 2,318 4 Mana Knight Imperial StarShip
27 1 1,085 4 Kallahar Imperial StarShip
28 1 527,563 2 River Rat Imperial StarShip
29 1 -4,499,548 2 Wotok Colonial Transport
30 1 2,783 2 Hoot Owl Imperial StarShip
31 1 -202,087 4 Ranger One Havoc GunStar
32 1 4,500,000 4 menudo Imperial StarShip
33 1 31,333 2 speedy Imperial StarShip
34 1 1,053 2 Animal Imperial StarShip
35 0 -29,940 3 fluffhead Colonial Transport
36 0 1,328 3 Hunter Hearst Helmsley Imperial StarShip
37 0 2,022 2 ghpint Imperial StarShip
38 0 9,607 4 Vivisector Imperial StarShip
39 0 1,697 2 PaPerCLiP Imperial StarShip
40 0 1,898 4 Zentock Imperial StarShip
41 0 -158,713 4 Chaos Colonial Transport
42 0 2,855,785 2 BaRoN Imperial StarShip
43 0 1,021 1 Mystic Marauder Imperial StarShip
44 0 1,795 2 typh00n Imperial StarShip
45 0 -1,124,998 3 Krimsonblade # Ship Destroyed #
46 0 1,753 3 pink Imperial StarShip
47 0 -69,565 1 Night Hawk # Ship Destroyed #
48 0 1,092 2 TW55 Scout Marauder
49 0 -4,500,000 4 Twisted Colonial Transport
50 0 945,704 4 Timberwolf Imperial StarShip
51 0 502 2 d00d # Ship Destroyed #
52 0 47,736 2 sir lancelot # Ship Destroyed #
53 0 -67,815 1 Silver Dragon # Ship Destroyed #
54 0 13,663 2 lightfoot Imperial StarShip
Computer command [TL=00:00:00]:[2841] (?=Help)? Q
<Computer deactivated>
Citadel treasury contains 13,210,260 credits.
R Snow W I think they lost alexio permanently
R banano nod, need a limpit and also this ship has no scanners
R banano we need to cap this other planet
R banano isnt ours right?
R Snow W u must be kidding
R Maggie nod, maybe both of them
R Timber i can moth it if needed
Citadel command (?=help)
Sub-space radio (17676): [<ENTER> for multiple lines]
R banano no kidding
'HOLY COW
