1. You're gf tries to wake you up to tell you that she accidently closed your swath window and you wake up explaining _Ck_call_saveme

lol, anybody else got one?

When you have dreams that all your reds are stuck on terra and you forgot how to write a macro.

When you forget where you're parked and wish that you had a couple of eprobes on you.

When you can't remember giving Coke photons and you can't find your Coke_Avoid script.
Sorry Coke...
Can't wait for the
Don't give cash to Maniac and send him to StarDock threads to start.

When you start thinking in TWX. All the time.

When you try to macro everything at work.

You get pulled over for speeding, and then thinking you can't speed there again till you see someone else get pulled over at the same spot.

You keep buying and planting random plants, and ripping out all the ones that aren't green or red when they finally flower.

You start buying little transmitters and hiding them in your co-worker's cars, so you can follow them home.

You start carrying around a tazer, but you're always worried that it's gonna malfunction and zap you instead.

You start thinking that living in a volcano would be a good thing.

You tell the wife that you're going bar hopping with the boys, and that you'll call if you need a pickup. Then get all pissed off at her cause it took here more than 1/2 a second to come get ya.

You only buy/rent on dead end streets.

You don't sell your house, you just keep adding more rooms to it. And you can't add more rooms till you have more kids. And each time you add a room, you add another lock to your front door.

You pick 2, 3, 1 for your lotto numbers.

You get confused when street addresses go above 20,000

You refer to your skateboard as your pod. And you keep it in your trunk, "just in case".

The only pets you own are Collies. And you own a LOT of them.

When you choice reading material while visiting your "throne" has become only TW related documents and scripts.

When you spend you entire week thinking about Friday, because you have plans to pickup a frosty 12-pack on the way home from work and declare yourself "The Supreme Ruler" by Saturday evening.

When you plan your personal schedule around when a server rebangs their games.

When your boss is yelling and you can't remember which ship you left your photon in.

when your wife comes home and you hit the escape marco.

Humm, i dont get it?

Shouldnt post title been "How to tell your addicted to TradeWars"

quote:You refer to your skateboard as your pod. And you keep it in your trunk, "just in case".

Traitor, that was gold. Thanx for the laugh.

Zoso

Ya i have to say you guys gave me a good laff. But Traitor wins he made me laff the hardest. But they are all good. Keep up the good work guys. Play Hard and Have Fun.

lol,
but no one mentioned having a dream ur being invaded and wake up and go check on all 3 games ur playing.

Zark, I thought that was normal behavior, not just a run up for TCW! hehe
How about this one?

When your wife starts nagging, you try to turn messages off.

When you start to FTP your entire SWATH and TWX setup to your web sever so you can play from work and have the most update setup in both places.

When you hit the ay9999^m ^m macro when the boss starts to talk to you.

When you hit the hot key to auto load your photon script because you got a lot of spam in your email inbox.

When you start to think you should photon and invade your girl friend later that night after she has gone to sleep.

Awwww shucks!! Thats just not fair Traitor always wins, every single freakin time!! j/k Good jokes Traitor.

Ohhh I was going to use that dream joke to, but I forgot to include it until I read Zarkahn's, Darn it!

There its fixed. Geez, never seen anybody get so upset over a freakin' typo! [:D]

quote:Originally posted by RexxCrow

Awwww shucks!! Thats just not fair Traider always wins, every single freakin time!! j/k Good jokes Traider.



Traider?!?! TRAIDER???!?!? [:(!]

Look, LetsEatCrow,

it's TRAITOR!

sheesh. [:P]