Smart Blonde or dumb blonde?


Three women go down to Mexico one night to celebrate college graduation, get
Drunk, and wake up in jail, only to find that they are to be executed in the
Morning, though none of them can remember what they did the night before.

The first one, a redhead, is strapped in the electric chair, and is asked if
She has any last words she says, "I just graduated from Brigham Young
University, and believe in the almighty power of God to intervene on behalf
Of the innocent." They throw the switch and nothing happens.
They immediately prostrate themselves; beg for her forgiveness, and release
Her.

The second one, a brunette, is strapped in and gives her last words, "I just
Graduated from Harvard School of Law and believe in the power of justice to
Intervene on the part of the innocent."
They throw the
Switch and again, nothing happens. Again, they immediately prostrate
Themselves; beg for her forgiveness, and release her.

The last one, a blond, is strapped in and says, "Well, I'm from the
University of Florida and just graduated with a degree in Electrical
Engineering, and I'll tell you right now, you ain't gonna electrocute nobody
If you don't plug this thing in."

Thank goodness I'm going to the University of CENTRAL Florida [:D] (big difference)