what up, i am going to go through a string of Eminem songs and change the lyrics to apply to tradewars (im bored).
DISCLAIMER: if i use your name, its because it helps the rhyme scheme, not because you suck, or you are a fag or i truely want to kill you.. actually, i think i will start with Eminem's Disclaimer.

Disclaimer:
Alotta people ask me, stupid ****in questions, alotta people think that, what i say on eisonline, or what i talk about on eisonline, that i actually do in real life, or that i believe in it. or that if i say that, i wanna kill somebody, that i'm actually gonna do it, or that i believe in it, well ****, if you believe that, then i'll kill you.. you know why? Cause i'm Criminal!

Note: Lyrics to song to come. Please do not reply to this post, so if someone takes offence (where none is intended) it can easily be removed. Thanks for your cooperation. If you MUST reply, please start a new topic named "reply to Kill You" or something. if you DO become offended, i offer the chance to make your own lyric changes to a song of your choice as a response. I however, will not get offended. it is meant as simple amusement (for those who have heard the original song and know how it goes)

Album:The Marshall Mathers LP
Song:Track 2, "Kill You"
Artist:Eminem

great album, great song, great artist, go buy it (or download it from the internet legally or illegally.. i am not the RIAA nor your mother, do as you wish)


Slim

When i was just a little fresh newbie, my buddy Res used to tell me these crazy things,
he used to tell me Angus was an evil man, he used to tell me he hated me,
but then i got a little bit older and i realized, he was the crazy one,
and there was nothin i could do or say to try and change it, cause thats just the way he was.

they said i can't rap about Lok' no more, they say i can't tell jokes no more,
what? you think i wont pod some *****, till he can't go and play tradewars no more?
these motha ****ers are thinkin i'm playing, thinkin i'm sayin this **** cause i'm thinkin it, just to be sayin it?
put your shields down *****, i ain't gonna shoot you, i'm gonna land on your planet, and then ZDY you!
shut up slut, you're causin too much chaos, just bend over and take it like a slut, OK 'manta?
oh now he's rapin Obmanta, abusin Loki and we are still letting him post on our board?
you *** **** right *****, and now it's too late, i just p-dropped you, and i got you in a crazed state.
i invented violence, why don't you cry you little *****es, you *****es about to need some vicadin, rin rin rin!
its texas chainsaw, left his brains all, danglin from his neck, while his head barly hangs on,
blood, guts, pods, u stuck, IG on your Butt, all you can say is ****!

***** i'ma kill you, you don't wanna **** with me, Loki leave, you ain't nuthin but a pod to me,
***** i'ma kill you, you ain't got the balls to meet, me,while i'm at my keys, i'ma have to squash this beef.
You better kill me, i'ma be another player banned, for poppin off at the mouth, with **** i should'nt have said.
But when you kill me, i'm bringin your whole corp with me, Alexio too, you ain't nuthin but a girl to me.
I said you don't, wanna **** with Shady.
Cause Why?
Cause Shady, will #SD# you.
I said you dont, wanna **** with Shady.
Why?
Cause Shady, will #SD# you.

***** i'ma kill you, like a cloakin device i'ma conseal you, hide your body at the dock where Zyrain can't even find you
**** with me, i've been to the underground, shut the hell up, i'm tryin to develop these pictures of the grimy trader to sell em.
i ain't acid rap, but i rap on acid, Fear Me got a new blow up doll and had a strap on added,
WHOOPS, is that a subliminal hint? NO! just criminal intent, to sodomize Spyhunter again,
Eminem offend? NO! Eminem insult, and if you ever get podded by him you give him an impulse to do it again,
THEN, if he does it again, you little *****es will probably go off cryin or cby'in again.
***** i'ma kill you, i ain't done, you stupid ***, i ain't even drug you into fed to paint the dock,
a bloodstain is orange, after you wash it three or four times in the tub, but thats normal ain't it Norman?
Serial killer, hidin murder material in a one way right outside your sector,
here we go again, we're out of our fighters, out of our credits, and we want in yours, let us in!

Or i'ma kill you, you don't wanna **** with me, Loki leave, you ain't nuthin but a pod to me,
***** i'ma kill you, you ain't got the balls to meet, me,while i'm at my keys, i'ma have to squash this beef.
You better kill me, i'ma be another player banned, for poppin off at the mouth, with **** i should'nt have said.
But when you kill me, i'm bringin your whole corp with me, Alexio too, you ain't nuthin but a girl to me.
I said you don't, wanna **** with Shady.
Why?
Cause Shady, will #SD# you.
I said you dont, wanna **** with Shady.
Why?
Cause Shady, will #SD# you.

Eh heh, know why i say these things, cause Sgo's screams keep creepin in Shady's dreams,
and the way things seem, i shouldn't have to pay these shrinks, this 80 g's a week to say the same thing tweece!
Twice? whatever i hate these things, **** Scripts! i hope this macro will kill these dinks,
mother ****ers want me to come on their server, just to pod some ***** cause his panties are pink?
**** THAT! i'll choke radio announcer to bouncer, from fat ***** to off seventy-thousand pounds of her,
from principal to the student body and counselor, from in-school to before school to out of school,
i don't even believe in breathin, im leavin air in your lungs just to hear you keep screamin to seep it,
OK, I'M READY TO PLAY, I GOT THE MACRO FROM RES J, AND I'M READY TO MAKE EVERYONE #SD#!
you faggots keep eggin me on, till i have you in a pod then you beg me to stop?
SHUT UP! gimme your planets and your creds,
i said SHUT UP when i'm talkin to you, you hear me? ANSWER ME,

Or i'ma kill you, you don't wanna **** with me, Loki leave, you ain't nuthin but a pod to me,
***** i'ma kill you, you ain't got the balls to meet, me,while i'm at my keys, i'ma have to squash this beef.
You better kill me, i'ma be another player banned, for poppin off at the mouth, with **** i should'nt have said.
But when you kill me, i'm bringin your whole corp with me, Alexio too, you ain't nuthin but a girl to me.
***** I'MA KILL YOU!
I said you don't, wanna **** with Shady.
Why?
Cause Shady, will #SD# you.
I said you dont, wanna **** with Shady.
Why Not?
Cause Shady, will #SD# you.

i'm just playin guys, you know i love ya

nice...

Can I be in the next one?

I just have to say if you are going to use a disclaimer use the one at the begining of the cd instead of the one for the start of criminal...Considering you are using the kill you lyrics

well since you dinks replied to this i guess i might as well respond to this.. heh. i used the disclaimer to criminal because it fits better than the beggining disclaimer. also, i was gonna make a joke that i am making a perma corp called "Criminals" and we would be the first perma corp with a theme song. but then since i really dont have a corp, i decided to make a singular type song. phx.. soon as i find a song that i can rhyme something with "PHX" ill do it (i assume you know that if it rhymes and makes you look good or bad, it is not meant to offend.. etc..) i think my second song i do i am going to is not going to be an Eminem song.. i have my eye on a certain tupac song.
Slim

no doubt Hit 'em up.

heh, aye

although - ripping famous verses isnt all that
if anyone else is down for some textCee (heh) tw rhyming we can have sum fun
heh

I would do ICP M&M's enemy but it would just look like this:

M&M suc's *******************************************
**********************************M&M and his ******Mother******************************************************************************************************************************************************************************************************************************************************************************************
because of the filters

Here is my take on the deiclaimer...Kill you was the first song on the albums and thedisclaimer came right before that song...HOw could it of now fit any better....Make a song for criminal and then i think you got yourself a winner

tw55 LOL.
typh00n, this way people can know what the beat sounds like and can even sing along heh. freestyle typing... hmm i think that is called poetry
strider.. ok..first, i was using Criminal intro as disclaimer partly because of when i was rippin on Loki in other part of forum, some people actually thought i had some sort of real life death grudge against the guy simply because of what i was saying on eisonline.. secondly, he is the PUBLIC SERVICE ANNOUNCEMENT:
This is another public service announcement brought to you in part, by Slim Shady. Slim Shady does NOT give a **** what you think.
If you don't like it, you can suck his ****ing ***.
little did you know that upon purchasing this album, you have just kissed his Butt.
Slim Shady is fed up with your ****, and he is going to kill you.
anything else?
Ya, Sue me.
see, doesnt really have in it what i wanted it to say. it does say im going to kill you.. but that isnt the message i was going for. read the topic called "Loki" then re-read the disclaimer, it may make more sense to ya.
Silence... i don't think i can drop Hit em up.. it would be far too lethal.(i think at some point i will anyway) heh

Slim

Your Pod goes Boom...

Blah blah yack yack.

rap rap bass bass boom boom rap rap slap some hos rap rap bass

Gimme some shredding guitars!!!

I'll send you guys some killer tracks when my band gets doen recording.

look whos back, back again

put me in the next rap slim.. i am the undisputed smack talk champ

A) strider, how/why did you make your post go frickin left-right instead of up and down? horribly annoying... if u can edit that or fix it, it would be wonderful, if you dunno why its like that im sure someone can fix it for ya
B) rof, i am considering a couple "non-rap" songs, i think "click click boom" by saliva would be fun to do (hafta listen to it again, see what i could do with it) another would be "break stuff" by limp bizkit (that might be too easy, heh) the next rap songs im thinkin of are: (in no particular order)
hit em up (2pac and outlawz)
2 of america's most wanted (2pac and snoop)
say what you say (Eminem and dre)
square dance (Eminem)
sk8r boy (avril lav.. oh wait, no)
military minds (2pac)
realest killaz (2pac and 50 cent)
don't push me (50 cent and eminem)
well actually to be honest the list goes on and on (no, no avril, sorry Tradewarrior, i know you are disappointed) heh, im guessing i will probably decide on one and put it out.. friday or saturday.
i do actually want to try to make it songs people will know the beat to because they have been on radio/cd's popular. i will give all info on the song before hand so people can get ahold of it though so it makes more sense, heh.
Slim

oh god, now they are all left to right (cept my original) so annoying.. anyway, i lied. i have decided on next song.

"Many Men(Wish Death)"
By
50 Cent

(album "Get rich or die trying" track 4)
(also excellent cd and artist, pick it up at somewhere other than Wal-Mart, heh)

it will be under a new post as i hate side scrolling

Slim

headache...ahh this page is warping my eyes.