Or how about when your SUV shopping with the wife and you ask the salemen how many TPW it gets?

Or on payday, you look at your check with the same feeling you get when entering a game Blue with lots of cash you forgot to dump? (TaxTime)

Or, sorry about this one, ladies, you try to get a feel and get torped so you wait till top of hour for more turns to try again?

1-When your girlfriend tells you to go clean up and you ask her to lay a personal limp...

2-When you are flying to vegas and are praying a fighter is down so you dont fuse... and when you get there you look for tricon tables.

3-When you call the grimy arab at the 7-11 an Axxhole and expect to go -1 alignment.

4-When you ask the same grimy arab where the last spot he saw my girlfriend "trading"...

5- when i use the backdoor to my house to be safe.

6- when i pass over a hummer because it wastes too much gas and go with a smaller car enstead.