how about a missing poster with JP's face on it
(or gypsy or any other EIS personel who is AWOL)

Better Yet on a Milk Container!

Okay, let me give it a shot...

"I love the smell of NavHaz in the mornings."
"All your colos are belong to us."
"Zyrain's most wanted."
"Grimy said I'd find you here."
"Ferrengi, the other white meat."
"Excuse me, could you tell me how to get to STARDOCK from here?"
"This Gold Bubble isn't big enough for the two of us."
"No Parking, Violators will be towed at Extern."
"Told my wife I'd be home after I found some Sxx, and she divorced me!"
"Colos On Board"
"Beware of PIG"
"Sorry I'm slow, ship delay is on."
"So, did you TWarp here, or take an MSL?"
"Hoomans pwns Ferrengi"

+EP+

lets not forget the logo lunch box.

"Ferrengi, the other white meat."

Good one EP[:D]

Ok I figure this one needs introduction, because I don't know if you all get the commercial's that we have in California; but it is a pun based on those Geico Insurance commercials about motorcycles, that depict a guy with big legs walking and then they say, is this what you're insurance company thought when you told them you had saddle bags.

"When my COLT got capped, my insurance asked me if I was a rancher!"

Here are some others too:

"Member of the NTCA" (National TradeWars Capping Association)
"My life might be crap, but at least I own my own universe!"
"Well, at least I can admit that I POP planets!"
"Get off my tail before I ZDY you!"
"My child is a ORE Wh0re!"
"Proud parent of a ORE Wh0re!"
"My husband is a ORE Wh0re!" (Could do Wife too, but that's just wrong.)
"Caution: I am AFK..."
"I am Pro-UY"
"I Love Turning and Burning!"
"I once dominated an entire alien race."
"Please forgive the appreance, this is just my escape Pod."
"Thanks for the POD, jerky!"
"Got Photons?"
"I only deal in Equipment and Organics."
"I am WANTED in 20,000 sector's for Major EQ and OR dealing."
"I made Star Fleet's 10-Most Wanted List for possession of stolen EQ and OR."
"The Grimy Trader is my drinking buddy!"
"Got IG?"
"I Port for Equipment!"
"Proud owner of a shielded PIG."
"I fuse for fun!"
"Blind-Warping is kinda like Blind-Dating, but more expensive!"
"TradeWars 2002, doorways are no longer boring."
"I choose to Blind-Warp, because I can!"
"For a good time press, CBY"
"I Blind-Warp for the added challange!"
"I traveled the universe and all I got was this lousy bumper sticker!" (or t-shirt!)
"I claimed Ferrangal and all I got was 50-credits."


What about doing those arrow t-shirts too. "I am with stupid -->"
Also what about "You might be a Redneck if..." "You might be a TradeWarrior if..."

You goto garage sales just so that you can practice you're haggling skills.
You call in sick the day of a rebang.
You threaten to "fuse" yourself, whenever you do not get your way.
You're children have forgotten that you exist.
You're computers all run 24/7/365.
You write you're dates using the star-date format.
You pace about obsessing the out outcome of your game progress whenever the power goes out.
You schedule you appointments around game times.
You goto bars just to get drunk and threaten to ZDY the other patrons.
You brag to your family and friends about you're PING.

OK Rexx you reached the bottom of the barrel.

My favorite so far has to be EP's:
"Told my wife I'd be home after I found some Sxx, and she divorced me!"
[:D]

Aww, now don't be jealous, Sweet Zilla! teehee hee[:X] j/k

Rexx you post every time the wind changes? give it a rest.

Opps, the wind must have changed. Keep you're insinuations to yourself please and thank you very much. By the way to prove the clique theory is relevant, really think about what you just wrote about me. Not to point the perpetual finger at anybody of course. [:D]

i have to say rexx thats some funny sh$% dude (ill bet money he has shirt my next friday with one of those logos on it)

ROFLMAO! Now that would be a sight to behold! Heck, I might just even pay for it... [;)]

Dam logs cannt copy them. Well there goes the t-shirt