Isn't it funny how the biggest Losers are ........
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The Bohemian
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Joined: Mon Jan 21, 2002 3:00 am Posts: 66 Location: USA
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Hmmm Let's see I am an excellent Hunter Got to have my Elk meat for Chili. Hubby is squeamish about these things. I am also an accomplished mechanic and even have my A & P license. I have medals for expert sharp shooter on the m-14, m-16, 7mm rifle, shotgun, 9mm and .38. The few days I went to qualify for me weapons I went with 20 guys I was the only one who qualifed. It's plain and simple men are all talk and in the end is shows.
Kiss Kiss,
The Bohemian
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| Fri Mar 15, 2002 4:24 pm |
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Mongoose
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Joined: Mon Oct 29, 2001 3:00 am Posts: 1096 Location: Tucson, AZ
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Hmmm Let's see I am an excellent Hunter Got to have my Elk meat for Chili. Hubby is squeamish about these things. I am also an accomplished mechanic and even have my A & P license. I have medals for expert sharp shooter on the m-14, m-16, 7mm rifle, shotgun, 9mm and .38. The few days I went to qualify for me weapons I went with 20 guys I was the only one who qualifed. It's plain and simple men are all talk and in the end is shows.
I'm impressed! I used to be a great shot with the M-16, but after five years of little practice my score dropped to barely qualifying. I guess that's what happens when you "swing with the Wing!"
Suddenly you're Busted!
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| Fri Mar 15, 2002 6:12 pm |
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Rave
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Joined: Thu Feb 07, 2002 3:00 am Posts: 537 Location: USA
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Hmmm Let's see I am an excellent Hunter Got to have my Elk meat for Chili. Hubby is squeamish about these things. I am also an accomplished mechanic and even have my A & P license. I have medals for expert sharp shooter on the m-14, m-16, 7mm rifle, shotgun, 9mm and .38. The few days I went to qualify for me weapons I went with 20 guys I was the only one who qualifed. It's plain and simple men are all talk and in the end is shows.
Right on! You go girl!
Lisa M. Wilson
aka Rave
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| Fri Mar 15, 2002 7:04 pm |
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Rave
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Joined: Thu Feb 07, 2002 3:00 am Posts: 537 Location: USA
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Actually, you have to agree that you do need us around for at least two reasons:
Being female, I don't have to agree with anything, even if I know I'm wrong. It's not only our perogative, it's a inalienable right of womanhood.
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1. Who would you bitch at when you have PMS? After all, women know that it's just an excuse anyway, and wouldn't stand for it - leading me to my second point:
We wouldn't have to bitch. There'd be no guys around to upset us.
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2. Who would break up the HORRIBLE fights that you would get into? I know of nothing more low-down, scary, and brutal as 2 woman fighting. At least with men, USUALLY, once they prove their point the fight is over. Women will gouge each other's eyeballs, rip off hair and skin, and generally not stop until the other one is mortally wounded... and then they will kick them when they are down.
Yeah, guys in general are total wusses when it comes to fighting. I actually like the above example you used. But again, taking away the scheming men, and what would we have to fight over? There would be no war, no famine, and tranquility and peace and goodwill towards ourselves only would descend upon the world.
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Of course, this is all in jest  (Except for that girl fight one- eeps)...
Of course! You'd have to be crazy to actually think I want men to just disappear off the face of the planet! If that happened, who would I get to wave the palm fronds for me?!?
Lisa M. Wilson
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| Fri Mar 15, 2002 7:11 pm |
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csg
Chief Warrant Officer
Joined: Mon Nov 26, 2001 3:00 am Posts: 105 Location: USA
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quote: Hmmm Let's see I am an excellent Hunter Got to have my Elk meat for Chili. Hubby is squeamish about these things. I am also an accomplished mechanic and even have my A & P license. I have medals for expert sharp shooter on the m-14, m-16, 7mm rifle, shotgun, 9mm and .38. The few days I went to qualify for me weapons I went with 20 guys I was the only one who qualifed. It's plain and simple men are all talk and in the end is shows.
doesnt suprise me werent you in the military?
yes I hunt.. I bowhunt deer, like the chili... I am an expert shot with a .45 acp. I skeet shoot with shotgun and phesant hunt... very tasty...
Brother and I used to shoot Competition.. before he went into Special Forces... we both are expert shots with a sniper rifle.. however he has alot more training than I do. I used to be able to best him but now he can consistantly hit the same spot on a target at over half a mile with his 50 cal sniper rifle. I cant seem to get the wind worked out at that range.
Give me a good old rifle with a 5x scope and I can kill from 500 yards easily.
Zandramus
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| Sat Mar 16, 2002 3:15 pm |
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Cfposi
Chief Warrant Officer
Joined: Tue Feb 05, 2002 3:00 am Posts: 152 Location: Canada
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um.....HOLY crap...im canadian, I have handled various weapons because I am military and I come from a background of communist guerilla warriors. But of all the people (civilian) that I know...I am the only one who has ever handled a weapon!! I come on here and every bloody one of u has fired 3 or more types of weapons and a few of u are boasting range of confirmed kills!!! U guys need to come up here on vacation and chill in our generally peaceloving society...just leave your weapns at home.
L8ter
*Proud Member of the Alliance*
Live Long And Prosper!
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| Sat Mar 16, 2002 9:36 pm |
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csg
Chief Warrant Officer
Joined: Mon Nov 26, 2001 3:00 am Posts: 105 Location: USA
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LOL... CF
Aint nothing like having a barret 50 cal cradled in your arms... I still prefer the old browning though.
My handgun of choice is a springfield armory m1911 .45 acp
I have made some trips to Canada ... for fishing though, have some friends that have gone bear hunting up there.
Zandramus
ps. range on the barret is 3 miles. look it up if you dont believe me.
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Edited by - CSG on March 16 2002 8:52:38 PM
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| Sat Mar 16, 2002 11:47 pm |
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cwnowell
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Joined: Sun Dec 24, 2000 3:00 am Posts: 50 Location: USA
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All this talk about guns...
When I tried to obtain my California security officers weapons permit, upon completing the range test, of all the people that shot, my target was the only one to survive! My instructor even pulled me aside and told me that people like me shouldn't be allowed to handle guns. And for the record, my little sister knows more about cars than I do, and I find nothing unusual about that at all. Hell, she can probably shot better than I can too (Thats not saying much though)
Chance
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| Sun Mar 17, 2002 8:25 am |
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csg
Chief Warrant Officer
Joined: Mon Nov 26, 2001 3:00 am Posts: 105 Location: USA
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quote:All this talk about guns...
When I tried to obtain my California security officers weapons permit, upon completing the range test, of all the people that shot, my target was the only one to survive! My instructor even pulled me aside and told me that people like me shouldn't be allowed to handle guns.
Chance... he was right.
Zandramus
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| Sun Mar 17, 2002 10:48 am |
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cwnowell
Sergeant Major
Joined: Sun Dec 24, 2000 3:00 am Posts: 50 Location: USA
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Heh, yeah, but at least I didnt hurt anyone...badly
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| Sun Mar 17, 2002 9:03 pm |
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Mongoose
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Joined: Mon Oct 29, 2001 3:00 am Posts: 1096 Location: Tucson, AZ
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um.....HOLY crap...im canadian, I have handled various weapons because I am military and I come from a background of communist guerilla warriors.
Canada has a military?
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| Mon Mar 18, 2002 9:54 am |
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csg
Chief Warrant Officer
Joined: Mon Nov 26, 2001 3:00 am Posts: 105 Location: USA
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quote: Canada has a military?
Yea they sent like 3 destroyers, 1 armored infintry division, and a a tank regiment to the Gulf War.... But after the exchange rate we got a rowboat, 5 horses and 2 slingshots.
Zandramus
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| Mon Mar 18, 2002 3:06 pm |
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Daemon
Gunnery Sergeant
Joined: Wed Feb 28, 2001 3:00 am Posts: 27 Location: USA
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LOL....
give the Canadian military SOME credit.... they're helping us clean out the cave infestation of taliban/al-quaida (sp?) over in Afghanistan...
Daemon
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| Mon Mar 18, 2002 3:55 pm |
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csg
Chief Warrant Officer
Joined: Mon Nov 26, 2001 3:00 am Posts: 105 Location: USA
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I know, I know... I just couldnt resist that, its an old joke that fit so well in the context of the thread.
Zandramus
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| Mon Mar 18, 2002 4:09 pm |
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Hale
1st Sergeant
Joined: Tue Feb 12, 2002 3:00 am Posts: 45 Location: USA
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BTW Zandramus, you got the exchange rate part backwards even in that little snip :/ US dollars are worth roughly 30-60% more per dollar than CND any day of the week.
Just a not-so-handy but true bit of info
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| Wed Mar 20, 2002 3:55 pm |
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