While driving today, in front of me I saw a four door, longbed, Dodge dualie(y?) pickup. The thing was this pickup had a large foam rubber scrotum hanging and bobbing about a foot off the ground slightly behind the rear differental. After I double checked that was what I actually saw, all I could really think was, "Gee dude, sorry about your penis, and have you tried viagra?" The second thing was "You mean that there is a company that actually manufactures something like that?"

Mind you, this is only tangentially related to Trade Wars and I'll let the reader figure out how.

So, has anybody else seen this accessory?

-Prinz of Darkness

Dude driving while intoxicated is illegal, so is smoking pot.

I, with enthusiasm and gratitude, can say I have never seen something like that, and with a lot of grace and a little luck, I hope it stays that way...

quote:Originally posted by lewdpotato

Dude driving while intoxicated is illegal, so is smoking pot.


I had my wife and kid in the car... No drinking, and no intoxicants of any kind. I get blood tests, with drug panel, every 60 days, because of diabetes meds that can really mess with my liver.

Nope, I saw it...

-Prinz of Darkness

I just did a little research on the web... found 3 different companies that sell these things. search using "truck balls" on lycos advanced search.

The question still stands, besides my family, anyone actually see these things?

-Prinz of Darkness

Still no... (not gonna check the web, don't think...at least not from WORK. lol), but I did once see someone that had a doorbell where you pulled the pen*s and the balls clanged together to chime...

So, you were behind someone in my family is what you're saying.

*sigh*

Yep, whole dang lot are nothing but rednecks....my brother even has a mullet....still. One reason why I refuse to move back home. I'm only too glad that I joined the AF right after my father retired, otherwise I might be sitting here with a miller high life sucking on chewing tobacco with a folgers can to spit into while I type this....no wait...wouldn't be on a computer...I'd need to put some more bailing wire on my car to go with the duct tape so I could drive my hung truck to the nearest mudhole to do some "muddin". (seriously though...did that with the wire and tape in high school with my 79 AMC AMX...kept it running for another 3 years)

Needless to say there are a lot of trucks running around down there hanging them out in the breeze. It's enough to make me want my father to take a paternity test.

Well it just figures as there was a Car Bra not too long ago, now there is truck balls.

Still not as bad as those people watching porno on a DVD or Tape player in their car, truck, whatever and the children in our car as we are behind them at a stop light can see the whole thing. Turn your eyes kids, nothing to see up there. Reminds me of the old Drive-In movies with multiple screens, watch the G rated move up front or see the R-Rated one behind you with no sound.

Yes I saw one the other day, regreatbly. I took it as just another sign I live in a state that exists not in juxtaposition with normal society...

worst topic i have ever seen DELETE it!!!!